So funny and quite accurate. Definitely worth a read, even if you just flip through it. ( )

It's Consumer Reports for religion.

This is an all-in-one guide to helping the confused seeker find just the right religion for him, based on everything from time commitments and dress code. While most of this book is clearly tongue-in-cheek and frequently funny, it actually does have good information and useful suggestions. Many people are anxious to find a faith that speaks to them and the conversion process can be frustrating, tedious, and expensive. Rather than just wandering around through community churches or message boards, this book first asks the reader to examine what he wants out of religion, then apply that to finding the right religion. To aid this quest, the author lists 99 religions-everything from atheism to Roman Catholisism to Vampire Churches-along with the main tennents, pros and cons, and number of adherants. And if none of the religions satisfy your curiosity, the author gives tips for starting your own religion. ( )