Python is a drifter, a vampire living his eternal life on the road and liking it that way. Beholden to nothing and certainly to no one.But such a lifestyle doesn't come without creating enemies. Most notably, a pesky vampire hunter he cant seem to shake.When he stumbles upon a seemingly abandoned cabin the woods, Python sees the perfect escape and a place to hide.But what he didn't expect was for someone to be home?When recluse warlock Calysto's peaceful life is upended by the arrival of a chaotic disaster in the form of a loudmouthed vampire, he and his teleporting house become the target of the hunter, too.Calysto knows it's all Python's fault that he's in this mess. That is, until Calysto makes a mistake, and in his hurry to flee transports them over one hundred years into the past.Confronted with lives they both had hoped to forget, not to mention the memories they most definitely did, Calysto and Python must try to put aside their many differences and increasingly complicated feelings to learn to work together. Or else they risk being stuck in the past -- and with each other -- forever.This is an adult book with themes that are not suitable for minors. Content warnings are included before the title page, available for view within the sample.