If this had been the first book or Robyn Peterman I ever read, I would never read another of her books. I couldn't get into it AT ALL.
It is beyond weird. ( )

A very bad story line but it is a good laugh ( )

A career ending romance spoof? No I don't think so. As long as you don't take this truly disturbing piece of literature seriously and enjoy it for what it is. And that is as a rude, crude, and socially unacceptable parody of really bad romance books. I laughed and learned many new synonyms for a particular male body part that by itself made it worth the read. ( )

I didn't find it funny at all. After reading 1/3 of the book I decided to DNF it.

This story came about when fans of “How Hard Can It Be” begged the author to give them the full novella used in that book where a writer steals other people’s ideas. To destroy that author’s career, she is provided a perfectly disgusting, outrageous tale about the only Time-Traveling Vampire Warlock in existence who is also a pirate, and his rather large, seemingly never satisfied appendage.

So yes, this novella is purposely disgusting – it certainly won’t win any literary awards. But OMIGOD, it’s funny! Everything is exaggerated and over the top including swearing, the comic thesaurus-inspired descriptions of body parts and a hero that’s just, well, ewwww.

Definitely written for an adult audience. The first three chapters of How Hard Can It Be are included at the back of the book. ( )