“I lost so much weight I could actually float above my bed!” Lida Blair. Not your ordinary diet book, this is a short, very funny spoof diet book from New York Times bestselling author Chris Dolley. Includes chapters on Head Spinning and Other Exercises, How to Choose the Best Spirit For You, Astral Jogging, Projectile Vomiting as a Slimming Aid, How to Remove Ectoplasm stains, and a calorie counter for those hard to find food types.