Gag" gift for hubby's 60th. We both laughed out loud over some of them, and tsk-tsked over others. How to pick just one for a sample for you? Try this:

You are growing old at this second and by the time you have read this, you will be a few minutes older. Depressing, isn't it? But think of all the advantages. When you're a little old man or woman you can do whatever you like, say whatever you like, and go wherever you like. If you're rude, people won't mind, they'll just say you're old and your mind is wandering.

(Sandra Marsden, age 13)

Ok, one more:

When I am 24 I will be old I will go to the nurse she gives me a walking stick.

(Joanne McKinley, age 6)" ( )

Twee, profound sayings from little kids about being old. Nice stocking filler but I got put off this of of wisdom when somneone told me sayings were really written by marketing people. ( )