But is it healthy?

Have you ever sat for too long so that your legs went numb? It's embarrassing when you stumble out of the bog with your pants around you ankles unable to stand up.

Best not to take a really good engrossing book with you. What do you suggest? We need a list of books suitable for the task in hand. Books that you keep in the dunny and read only when passing time in there.

I'll start:

The Little Book of Calm by Paul Wilson
Healthy Digestion the Natural Way Dr. Lindsey Berkson
Five Easy Pieces by Bob Rafelson
Six not so easy pieces by Richard Feynman

There's a name for this condition - potty polio.

BWAAAH-HAAAH-HAAAAAH-HAAAAAAAH!!!

Hmmmm, LT WC picks, huh?

How about:

Night Shift, Skeleton Crew and Nightmares and Dreamscapes short story collections by Stephen King

Other great short story anthologies:

Blue World by Robert McCammon

Sometimes They Bite, Like a Lamb to Slaughter and Some Days You Get The Bear by Lawrence Block

I actually have the Eye of the World in the loo at the moment. Strange, I know. It's a way to keep up with a book that I don't want to abandon completely because I might pick it up again soon. I read just enough to remind myself what's going on without taking time away from my other books.

potty polio ROFL!!

I stick with magazines.

I can tell it's late. I just posted a blank message. I need to go to bed!

It happens. Wake up refreshed tomorrow and try again.

*waits in anticipation*