Answer the Question with a Question Part 2

Just answer the previous question with a question....

So who followed me to the new question?

Where is everybody?

Thanks for asking but my twin brother is missing: do you know where jennieg might be?

Are you his keeper?

Is he a keeper? Or should I throw him back?

Throw him back where?

Sounds like a throwback to highschool?

Is a throwback anything like a quarterback?

I always wondered about Quarter Horses, what happened to the other three quarters?

Are the hind quarters not enough to propel us along?

What about the forequarters?

Who wants to play quarters?

What is quarters?

What I really want to know is... Why don't dogs dance when music is played?

Did anyone hear a dog sing to music?

Isn't that answering a howl?

Don't you think that the reason dogs don't dance is that they have two left feet?

But doesn't the fact that they also have two right ones help?

Are humans the only creature to dance?

I think birds dance, other wise why would they call a dance "the Bird Dance"?

Hmmmm... there's a Mexican Hat Dance, so do Mexican Hats dance?

Who wants to do the chicken dance?

Are you calling me chicken?

Have you tried grilling them?

If you grill them, do they answer your questions, or just give rank and serial number?

Rank is the word!

Did I just have a momentary lapse and forget to question it?

I think it is??? What word would you choose?

I think yummy is the word for grilled chicken, don't you?

What word would you choose to describe said situation?

Isn't "gruesome fowl" two words?

Ok, I'll bite... How do you keep a chicken from crapping? Is this a real problem?

Lol! Are they? How about a chicken coop?

Must be dinner-time?

Did someone say chicken soup?

Weren't we just talking about chicken poop?

IF we were, SHOULD we have been?

Is it ever really appropriate to talk about poop?

How else would a gastroenterologist function?

Does a gastroenterologist function differently than the rest of us?

I have four brothers. How many do you have?

Do I detect a hint of Grimm-ness, about brothers that is?

If you have no brothers, would you like to borrow one of mine?

Maybe? Will everyone contribute a line?

Will we manage to write the whole story using only questions?

Have we been so far? :) How do you like it?

Will we all get to live happily ever after?

Time for a new one? Was the girl walking through the forest with her dog, one day?

Was it the shortest hairy tale?

and I wonder if the dog had a short, hairy tale?

Was it big enough to eat you with?

Where were they walking to, a hidden glen where nobody else could see what was about to happen?

Or is it a house made of straw, or sticks , or brick? oink,oink

Have you heard about the photo developer who went broke because the motto was "Someday my prints will come"?

Was that a guffaw I just heard?

Or was it one of the bears coming to eat the greedy girl who loved porridge?

Guffaw, guffaw! Where's the picnic and bottle of wine?

Was guffaw replaced by crow?

Is someone going to have to eat crow?

There you are! Isn't that the penalty for abandoning a Hangman game?

You may be right? Should one sometimes sleep? Have you checked it in the last minute? :)

Wouldn't you rather have blackberries?

Can you just say "blackberry pie" again, please?

Why?

Is it being served with Ice Cream on the top?

Is it my favorite?! Would it be perfect with my cup of coffee?

(Yes, I took the liberty of adding the "pie" part.)

Coffee and blackberry pie -- isn't that the breakfast of champions?

Are you the most brilliant person there is?

Can you see me blushing?

Meanwhile, did the girl blush at what she saw in the glen?

Is this conversation getting "off color" ?

Is it true that only 42.8% of the population knows the correct pronunciation of "Rumpelstiltskin"?

And fewer still can spell it?

No, really? Where do the other .1% take place?

A speculator, perhaps?

And, if they had children, would they be spectacular?

*snort* Have you noticed how much mess is made when coffee hits a computer screen?

Isn't it more fun when it hits the keyboard though?

Speaking f keyboards, why does the back space key on mine unsually not work?

(See what I mean: I t ried to correct unsually to "usually"?)

Had you checked for any cockroaches under the key?

Isn't there a lim it to where cockraoches can get to?

Why don't you ask Mehitabel?

Mehita-who?

Are you unfamiliar with archy and mehitabel?

Is Fidel Castro unfamiliar with the
Communist Manifesto?

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

Isn't that now linked to the global marketplace?

Might one possess the imagination to so discern?

Or has the entire Thread been generated by an AI program?

Could it then pass the Turing Test?

If I just ask you a question which just reworks your words, does it then pass the turing test?

Are you deliberately trying to scramble my brain?

Are you desperately seeking Susan?

If a question slightly restates a previous one, does it pass the Turing test?

Do we have Turing on the brain?

Are you lost in translation?

Are you translating thoughts?

Specifically, are you translating Blaise
PASCAL'S Thoughts ?

Do you think we are machines?

What is being manufactured here?

Can I interject an unrelated question? Does anyone know if books can be entered via scanner here on LT?

Why not go here for more info? if I've posted the links correctly
http://www.librarything.com/topic/81956#1714220
http://www.librarything.com/topic/82296#1721429

ETA second link

Didn't I call you brilliant yesterday? :)

Why, thank you, I think? Why does work have to interfere with my online activity?

Doesn't housework interfere with almost anything?

Don't you think life is too short for housework?

Do you have any ideas how to convince the family in this?

Isn't life a cabaret, old chum?

Isn't it more like a seedy nightclub?

Isn't it supposed to be a stage?

Which stage are you at right now?

Where does "Exit, stage left!" come in?

Doesn't that mean "go out"?

Wouldn't it be the greatest to play Peter Pan and be hoisted up over the stage to fly?

Wouldn't you prefer to be bad ol' Captain Hook?

Lol! Maybe?......

With my luck, I'd get hooked in the fly tower or tangled in the battens and wouldn’t that be entertaining for the audience?

That's entertainment?

Isn't entertainment in the eye of the beholder?

Isn't it Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

Doesn't it depend on the eye?

Wouldn't that hurt?

Would it tickle?

Depends, where are you ticklish?

Do you know of anyone that has a ticklish eye?

Do Irish eyes really smile?

I thought it was moon milk, thick like cream cheese?

Doesn't it look more like gorgonzola when you see it in pictures?

Mmmm.... cheese (any kind), bread, wine under the moonlight... how does that sound?

wasn't it "Field" not "park"?-- Ebbets Field in Brooklyn?

How would an english girl know that?

Wouldn't "Saved by the bell" let you out of a Potter's field if the one on the graveyard shift heard it?

And would the Bee Gees even care?

What ever is a Bee Gee?

Doesn't a bee, gee, make honey, gosh?

Is a Bee Gee related to Bun-Gee jumping?

Can't you hurt someone with a Bee Gee gun?

heeheeheehee BethyB

Don't you need to bee gee a baby still on a bottle? Or is that burpee?

Haven't you ever planted flowers in the moonlight?

Is that what they're calling WHAT now? ;-)

Are you that young?

Don't you know that age is a state of mind?

Why do I feel so old today?

Is the cold making your joints ache (like mine)?

Wouldn't you rather be old enough to drive?

To begin with, who ever said the green
gecko is cute?

Didn't Collectorator just say that?

Wasn't Collectorator talking about the finances of gecko-viewing, not primarily about the cuteness?

Wasn't Collectorator's first phrase entirely about the cuteness?

Who could doubt it?

Should the perfect age be a prime number?

Wouldn't you rather be 23, so you can enjoy a beer legally?

Do you think they'll win the game?

Do you favor either team?

Did you mean Saints? Did you mispell on purpose?

Isn't it spelled I T ?

What were we talking about?

(I miSSpelled, yep I did)

Wasn't it beer, and the Stupor Bowl?

What did they do on Super Bowl Sunday before there was a super bowl?

Do buffalo really have wings?

Isn't that a silly question?

You want "silly"? -- I'll -- Well, that's the question : do you want "silly" ?

I like silly...can you make it really silly?

I like silly...can you make it really silly?

My "silys' tend to be kind of UNreal, but, shall I try?

Could you try for me?

Does anyone know what this conversation is about?

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care - about time?

Does anybody remember Chicago?

Isn't that the windy city?

Isn't Dodge City, Kansas windier than Chicago?

Aren't Chicago's politicians more interesting than Dodge City's?

Why did the people I could put into the
"Famous People I have Met" thread turn out to be almost all politicians?

Why did Sarah Pallin write on her hand?

Oops, I see what you mean rolandperkins...lol

From what I have read about her on various comedy websites, why was Sarah Palin allowed to enter politics?

Is she our next president?

If she were to be your next president, wouldn't that make for an excellent defining example of the phrase 'diametrically opposed'?

Will you take Gordon Brown off our hands if we take Sarah Palin off yours?

I would, but who said Sarah Palin was "ON our hands"?

During her speech, what did she have written on her hand?

Was it legible?

Wouldn't it be sweaty?

and smeared?

Did her daughter do the same in school?

Didn't her daughter have the same after school activities?

Are we using innuendo? *nudge nudge

So, is she a goer?

What's a goer? any relation to 'Who Dat'?

Don't you recognize a Monty Python sketch when you hear one?

Don't you allow for non-Python-fans?--People who wouldn't recognize a Monty Python sketch if it was stranling us?

And how about At Last the 1948 Show?

So does that mean the answer to my question was no?

What was your question again?

Weren't you listening?

Do I have to repeat myself?

Isn't this from Monty Python, " Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!" ?

Aren't you just the smartest one, then, quoting from the same sketch and all?

Are you insinuating something?

In Classical latin, does 'In sinu" mean
"in the sinus" or "in the harbor" ?

Is Classical Latin different from the dead language called Latin?

Does anyone actually learn Latin at school these days?

For that matter, did anyone in the old days? Was I just an exception?

Does't one have to be Catholic to learn Latin?

Did you lose us? Were you wondering
where we were?

Couldn't we have just surmised it
without "knowing" it?

Isn't "Call me immediately" a command, not a question? (Even with a "please"?)

Noting the 4 interrogation points: Who said you had to give FOUR* questions?

Of your 4 questions, I think "Hellooo?"
is the most cogent.

Have you read Marquand's Sincerely Willis Wade, and if not, where did you get that closing:"Sincerely" ?

Could we get back to the game?

261 WAS supposed to be part of the game!! --whatever 260 was supposed to be.

Has someone rather strange arrived on Library Thing?

Aren't we all a little strange for hanging out on LT?

Do you think if we ignored the person who is intent on messing up these threads, he might eventually go away?

Having answered #264: "Yes", and #265, "Who-- us?!" Can we say that ignoring has already been tried (and so, I must admit, has pretending that "someone rather strange"'s posts are perfectly valid game entries?

Should we vote on something?

Should we look in the Yellow Pages for an assassin for hire?

Where to begin? Is there an Acme Assassin Agency(AAA)?

Can't we get ahold of the Assassin's Guild in Ankh-Morpork?

But aren’t assassins expensive? Who can afford one?

Doesn't it depend on "what you mean by" "expensive"?

But is making this thread safe from 56Hypocrites (for that's whom we're really talking about isn't it?) worth the expense?

But isn't assassination more emotionally satisfying?

Was Cicero: A. assassinated B. executed
C. killed trying to escape D. all of the above
E. none of the above ??

As Larry King would say, "But do you have a QUESTION?"

Wouldn't you agree that what I think is likely to cause huge offence to someone?

I have suspended the account of a member associated with this thread for gross violations of the Terms of Service. I have, unfortunately, no way of contacting the member as to the terms of the suspension. They are this: If you would like to use the site in the future, please write me after one week from this date, and I will un-suspend you.

Shall we give Tim three cheers?

Isn't Tim just marvy?

Can you find it in a dictionary?

How about if you win the Lottery and find out you get 20 million donuts instead of pounds/dollars, wouldn't that be the best thing ever?

Wouldn't eating all those donuts eventually kill you?

Just from linguisitic curiosity, does the "Do" in "donuts" come from "doing" or from "dough"?

Well, which one is funnier?

Is it bad that my mind went to very inappropriate places after that question?

What makes you think that I didn't intend for that to happen? ;-)

Given BethyB's hint at naughtiness, don't you think that would be quite hard with a jam doughnut?

Oh dear, Carrotlady ...

Don't you think that hard is good, it'd just be messy?

Don't you think that laundry days are a real pain?

Don't you think that questions that start with "don't you think' are just disguised statements?

Are you questioning my disguised statement?

Who's in charge around here?

Why am I always the last to know?

If not you, who should be the last to know?

For the "last to know": May I suggest whoever is the main newshawk of the Murdoch Organisation?

I've been away; what have I missed?

I've been here, what have I missed?

I've been "neither here nor there", what should I ask about?

Is 'Bill Bryson' your secret identity?

Is Bill Bryson any related to
the famous(?) scholar and TV host of long ago: Lyman Bryson?