Chapter 4 - The Haunted Soda
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once again rebuffed by Lola.
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"You should pull yourself together",
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I told him, "You never
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let a woman see you
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like that!" Smithers looked at
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"Dejected and spiritually gelatinous", I
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and muttering imprecations directed at
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the traffic, the weather, and
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I pawed at her solicitously.
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"You're sitting next to me,"
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the car door. I hit
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, amidst the meaty snores of
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of Smithers and Lola, who
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were sleeping the sleep of
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and I exchanged affectionate insults
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as raced towards an uncertain
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was missed by all, as
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Mary pulled into a gas
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{Is the can in #37--a can? or is car just misspelled?}
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{If it's a can, where did it come from - we left the Fanta in Chicago. And if it's the car, of course it felt cool, it's January in South Dakota! You ever suffered a January in SD?}
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From #37: . .
the seat covers where Mary
the seat covers where Mary
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a quarter that had fallen
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from her lucky back pocket.
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. These sodas are like rabbits.
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" And with that observation, she
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popped the tab and let
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awoke with a luxurious stretch
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, yawned and looked at me.
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"Hm," she said, "those eyebrows
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look mighty evil." In response,
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then dodged a blow from
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yelled at the top of
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her voice," Do you mind
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packing it in." She winked
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, or sped, if you insist,
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through the congested traffic of
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temp minus twenty. One horse
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heartland but there was something
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looked around and immediately saw
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hanging on a barbed wire
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A sense of dread was
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caramels. "Is that your cologne?"
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I enquired, gagging slightly. "No,
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and perhaps dig out some
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to overstay our welcome. Let's
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already dispatched someone on our
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psychic freckles tell me that
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of time, but wait! "Do
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you hear something out there?"
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said "Just the sign, squeaking
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now! They're coming!" Her face
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was slowly assuming a purplish
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"Who's coming? Quick, tell me!"
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"Outside. The sparrows. They're everywhere."
(To see where we might be going with this, google Psychopomps or look in the Literary Criticism for the Collective thread)
(To see where we might be going with this, google Psychopomps or look in the Literary Criticism for the Collective thread)
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, my passengers squealing in alarm.
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murmured to Smithers, "Get your
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Smithers swallowed nervously as he
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heavy and sharp with their
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ready to jump when I
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get the butterfly net from
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you can see the birds
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would be advisable to wait
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here and scatter some breadcrumbs
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created from my special recipe."
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"I always carry some in
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of the car, scattering wholewheat
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crumbs all over the place.
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upon the invisible flock, whirling
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Avian twittering rattled the windows
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, the Fanta sign swung crazily,
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But the ground was littered
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and the sky was getting
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Like inverted bubbles, hailstones fell
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Este mensaje fue borrado por su autor.
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pavement. "These aren't hailstones." said
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and batted the air frenziedly
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Finally spotting her, I sidled
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me--like fingernails on chalkboard--
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end. Smithers, wrenching the sign
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from the post, flung it
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to the ground, with a
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grunt and a giggle. "Aha!
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is not what he seems!
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" Lola rolled her eyes upward.
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west, over the mountains." She
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pointed a manicured fingernail toward
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, angry and hungry, ready to
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pelt us with pooped PEEPs!
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a newspaper and covered my
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head, as I started running
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pedal to the metal and
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until I gave him a
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Fluffernutter sandwich-- his favorite snack.
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Smithers began chewing with gusto,
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equipped to handle the situation.
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cold shiver coursed down my
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spine, leaving me with a
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lingering sense of unease. Was
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that a portent--those sparrows?
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uneasy slumber, head on my
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shoulder, totally oblivious to what
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road tilted beneath us. We
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before us. They seemed to
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pulling us along with it.
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"Relax; have a zwieback," said
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inexplicably tootled the car horn
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great about being here? I
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to dilute all this Fanta."
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overhead--along with the sound
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We stopped. They stopped. Silence.
(For several weeks!)
(For several weeks!)
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was broken by a faint
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as I turned, I noticed
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so I opened the window
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"It's the Haunted Soda! Quick,
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towards the cadaverous figure outside.
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window. "Keep hold of that
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into a thousand fragments, and
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Senator with his can somehow
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give up Gorgonzola!" "But," said
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regurgitated his lunch, then he
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the apparition. "You're the Senator!"
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belched indelicately. "Now," he said
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Baron Munchoften, or as he's
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better known, 'Pops' Fizzoli."* Mary
*remember him - Mary's father - from Chapter 1?!
*remember him - Mary's father - from Chapter 1?!
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smile curling at the corner
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as Mary glared at him,
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noticed Mary's saxophone case still
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of a Fanta-induced coughing fit
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window. Mary grabbed the saxophone.
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on to its side, as
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ahead with my plans to
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as we sped off in
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it seemed hours before we
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hid the verb in the last sentence? :-)
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{Looks like either MyopicBookworn or quartzite get an extra word - as long as it's a verb!}
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" "No," I replied. "He's tied
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volume of Keats' poems that
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my foot. "Mellow fruitfulness, eh?
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horizon. A sign said "Walla-Walla
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Bless My Soul, What's Wrong With Me
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excitedly on the arm and
Hey Joe: five words!
Hey Joe: five words!