Another year

It's membership renewal time again (8/5/ to 9/5). Since the squirrels have not been dependable about forwarding dues, I suggest that you send payment directly to me this year as the treasurer hasn't been to a meeting for a long time. Clams or pine cones are still appropriate currency, however it you wish to save postage, feel free to send a check, and I'll see that it is well used.

Can I just send you my credit card number, debit card and PIN code?

Sure, be sure to bend over the keyboard so no one can see what you are typing.

Maybe I'll just post a picture of them here, so I don't make a mistake.

We'll need to see both sides.

Do you need any other personal information? Address? Phone number? Birthdate? Social Insurance Number? Mother's maiden name? Year and model numbers of all my vehicles and electronics?

So the squirrel issue means that acorns are no longer acceptable currency, huh?

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Well, in addition, we might need the dates of your next extended vacation

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Acorns were just too nutty,

Does this cover the five year membership deal?

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Now that's a pinecone!

>9 justjim:, I would imagine yes, unless someone is expected to sit on it.

>10 suitable1: Araucaria (Monkey-puzzle), innit?

I was thinking of Crocodile Dundee "That's not a knife. This is a knife."

>12 hfglen: I think that's what it is called.

>14 justjim: Monkey-puzzle to the life!

Can I send in some pine-nuts instead? Easier to get ahold of, around here.

Spring might be coming- if the snow melts and the squirrels remember their March tasks- anyone seen the DVD version yet?

The compromised squirrels have been lightly roasted and salted, we can now trust the greys and MOST of the browns. The password is chik-chik-chukUHH, and the correct response is the usual.