A swashbuckling gay erotic romcom about finding your place in the world... When Matthew's father catches him in the hayloft with the chandler's son, there's only one thing to do: sell him to the pirates! But once he steps foot on board The Queen's Revenge, Matty realizes everything is not as it seems. As they set sail to plunder the Caribbean, the black sails are pulled down, the pirates wash up, and soon they're flying under the rainbow flag of Captain Swallow, the most fearsome (not to mention gayest) pirate in the history of pirates. Onboard, Matty quickly finds himself falling for his new companion, Timmy The Twink, but love is never as easy as it should be. Tossed between battles at sea, a romantic marooning during a storm, and a vicious battle with Captain Breeder, the two lovers must endure and persevere if they are to find true love. In this delightfully spirited and often hilarious romantic romp, you'll discover the golden age of piracy in a new and far more colorful light than ever before.