Sold out Rock Concerts in Rome, Amsterdam and London. A spell in Wormwood Scrubs jail. A potential Indian arranged marriage. The back streets of Rome. London buses. A random ventriloquist. The occasional drug addict. Plenty of cricket, and, of course, a lot of of beautiful women. A steam train. Yellow tailed monkeys. Brazilian pirates, Ecuadoran asylum seekers. A helicopter co-pilot called Pontius. Building a hotel in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. Welcome again to the world's most unusual drummer. The Mozart, cricket and blonde loving, Eddie Zero. "I cried, nearly as much as I laughed" said a preview reader