Biography & Autobiography. Essays. Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) HTML:�??Whitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fine�??and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.�?��??Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss

�??The funniest cry for help you'll read this year.�?��??BJ Novak

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if you�??re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and you�??re trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
 
Here are all the stories and mistakes I�??ve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I don�??t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder while trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations that�??ll make you feel way better about your choices, I�??ve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes I�??ve made. Think of this book as everything you�??d want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
 
I�??m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being