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Tony: All a bloke really wants for Christmas is a voucher that says, "Take this to 32 Sycamore Avenue. Mrs. Janet Farnesbarnes will be stark naked waiting for you. You can have as long as you like, you get a cup of tea afterwards and you don't have to have a bloody conversation!"
Norman: I'm agoraphobic. I fell off a diving board in Guernsey!
Bren:What's them things that sound like cucumbers? Suffragettes!
Dolly:I didn't just come up the Manchester Ship Canal on a Ryvita, you know.
Tony:Take me home, Bren. Show me how a woman's mind works.
Petula: Petula Gordeno, you have the uterus of a Wimbledon champion!
Petula: It's a mixed ward isn't it? Might have a bit of sex.
Duchess: And how do you feel about having to wear a uniform? Anita: I think we can all see the sense of it. For hygiene. And it protects your nipples.
Twinkle: Ooh, haha, straight to video.
Philippa: Would this be a good time to talk about Scottish country dancing?
Stan: These are not just my friends. These are not just loyal food preparation preparers- but female women!
Philippa: Never mind your bloody coffee. Get in the bloody bloody bloody frigging car!
Bren: Twink, what's the soup? Twinkle: Minestrone Bren: Why didn't you put it on the menu? Twinkle: Can't spell it!
Sheila: I've got high blood pressure and water retention. Do you know what that gives you? Bren: Boiling water?
Babs: I've come from Urmston. Tony: Have you? Babs: There's two ways to get there.
Babs: Is it a sit down toilet? Bren: Yeah Babs: That's the only sort I go on
Nicola Bodeux: What would happen if I asked for a herbal tea? Jean: Nothing. Nicola Bodeux: You mean you wouldn't be fazed by such a request? Jean: No, I mean you wouldn't get one.
Jane: Is there anyone you want to bring? Tony: What 'bring' bring? Jane: 'Bring' bring? Not, not 'bring' bring, just bring. Twinkle: You can get phones that do that!
Dolly: She's fascinated with what she calls "The City Beyond the Shining Water". Jean: Halifax?
Christine: You're quite shallow, aren't you Brenda. No offense meant! Bren: No, but lots taken.
Petula: I'm sorry I haven't been a very good mother. You can't be good at everything and I was A1 with a hula hoop.
Dolly: Tony Blair! Stick two poems up in a bus shelter and call it a university!
Stan: My dad was a desert rat. He saved a man's life with a tablespoon.
Petula: That's the thing about shoplifting, you can never try things on.
Tony: So you're not pregnant then?
Bren: Not unless sperm can get through a sash window.