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Información de la obraHow to Survive a GARDEN GNOME ATTACK; Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will) por Chuck Sambuchino (2010)
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Inscríbete en LibraryThing para averiguar si este libro te gustará. Actualmente no hay Conversaciones sobre este libro. Amusing, e.g. 'Hockey stick, Light, with a long reach given a healthy swing, a hockey stick is a solid choice for combat. But don't buy a girl friend's hockey stick', page 74 Beware. They’re out there. And they’re armed. This delightfully humorous book will amuse and charm you, and yet it definitely could be classified as educational, because, really, you don’t know when those pesky garden gnomes will rise up and attack. Be wary. Be ready. Be prepared. But in the meantime, enjoy this clever little book. sin reseñas | añadir una reseña
Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. nbsp; There's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it's here.nbsp;nbsp;nbsp;nbsp; nbsp;nbsp; Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system--Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply--for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and--in the event that a secured perimeter is breached--confronting and combating the attackers at close range. No se han encontrado descripciones de biblioteca. |
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