Stitchy McYarnpants

Knit and crochet failures through the years, with hilarious write-ups of each one.

So many tragic wastes of yarn!

If you've ever been given a granny square throw, crocheted toilet roll cover, or Phentex scarf - this book's for you! It will help with the healing process and allow you to reach the point where you can and you Will bring those items outside to the curb to sell at your spring garage sale or better still - leave at the curb for some poor unwitting soul.

A collection of crazy but real knitting patterns. Fun to flip through a few times but not worth owning. The blog You Knit What is much funnier and more comprehensive.

Amusing copy, funny pictures, hilarious author pseudonym. What in the world were these people thinking when they made up some of these creations? I especially liked how a boy who had to wear one of the ugly sweaters would have to kill more hoboes to seem cool at school.