Kim Hardwick

Ok, now let's try a "screaming" type. Not sure I've tried one before. I'll probably not like.

Huh. How long ago was this story written? The 1950s? So, a woman trying to get a part in a film turns up to an audition with a somewhat tighter than normal dress with a skirt that's, wait for this shocking tidbit, ABOVE HER KNEES! OMG NOOO! What a whore! *insert here, I'm being sarcastic* Also, direct quote from the story:

"I did note, somewhat disappointingly, that she was wearing a tight fitting dark grey or anthracite dress, with the skirt above the knees. She may as well walk around with a neon sign above her head stating “WHORE”."

Oookay.

1. Obviously not a whore; 2. Barely not a whore with skirt at knees; 3. obviously a whore. Why? Skirt above the knees.


(heh. the "whore" actually wasn't the one there to audition you say? You mean that normal everyday women walk around with skirts above their knees? whoooa, really? heh)

"By the way she was looking at me, I knew she found me physically attractive (all women do;" - hehe. Yes, you are a gift to womankind indeed. Shesh.

Well, if nothing else, I'm getting a few laughs out of this. Judging by the description and cover picture, I expect I'll shortly also go running for the hills.

"The reason I ask, is not to hit on you, though I am thinking about it. . ." - I can't stop laughing. Holy fuck. "though I am thinking about it". Laugh riot this is turning out to be.

“Thanks for the compliment Marcus!" - hehehehe, fuck, must breath.

“Hmm. I thought you were a model; you mean you’re not?”

“Oh Marcus, stop it, you’re making me blush!” In truth, her cheeks were now almost cherry red. I bet her panties are soaked as well. (Kindle Locations 113-115). - seriously? Seriously? Laugh riot, nonstop laughter.

"I am going to do you a favor. Turn you into the perfect woman. The perfect woman, as you may be aware, knows her limitations and accepts the fact that the male of the species will always trump the female."(Kindle Locations 221-222). - oh my, I can just imagine a limp dick little man squeaking this while trying to get his 1 inch dick hard. This is really funny, it is. (the author is apparently a woman, but whatever, we all hav our fantasies)

Holy fuck I must be twisted. "The only thing that matters is the fact that every hole she has needs to be put to use for the benefit of the man." (Kindle Locations 249-250). - I literally started laughing out loud when I read that.

Bah, I can't keep quoting everything. So I just say: even the woman's begging sounded trite, unreal and therefore super funny.

"Don't even go there." - says mean sadistic man. Don't . . even . . go there . . .. hehehehehe. "I really have to correct your piss poor attitude. No more Mr. Nice Guy." Man this guy sounds like a sterotypical supervillian from a campy Batman episode.

This story was meant as a parody, right? A satire? Because if so, it's very funny. I suspect it was meant seriously though. I be sad if that's the case.

Yeah, the way the story ended . . this has to be parody. Therefore I give it 3 stars. Of course, if it wasn't supposed to be parody, I probably would give it closer to a 1/2 star. Because then it would be sick twisted perverted something or other. But seriously, the way the guy hammed it up, the dialogue, hilarious.… (más)