M. A. Haleem Eliasii

Firstly! Cue the godamn music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Secondly! Open mah warran!

Full unveiling of Mangues Platanou! Zero restriction alfonso!

Thirdly! Insert random reference to some stupid shit that got stocked in mah head when I was a kid!


There was this episode of mcgiver or whatever you spell his. Name! The thing was that he needed a fuse to detonate some shit! And he had to improvise! So he grabbed a big chunk of ice and wrapped on a rope! When the ice melt the thing went off (don't even remember what it was!)

Well this here review its mah cube of ice on a rope! I fear Amazon its gonna censor my shit cuz I rarely make sense, I don't feel like being relevant to the books, I'm offensive as fuck! And fuck it! I'm just plain annoying as a fucking pimple on the butthole!


But I don't wanna leave this here site! I've got good friends! And cool peoples that amuse me!


So what's mah answer? If this here review goes down I go down with it! Censor mah shit and I go byebye, I didng sign up in this site for that shit! Nor to work for souless corporations! And I sure as hell ain't gonna go down without a fight! So here! Suck mah salty, dominican balls, Amazon!


Now imagine I posted a picture of the Prophet, jesus, budda, moses, and oprah in bed having an orgy! Id post it mahself but I'm lazy as fuck! Use your imagination!!! There! Cheap double offensive cope out ending!


Lastly! Insert catch fraze at the end for added dramatism!!


GUAAAAAAAA! BALLS!… (más)