Okay, the amount of words they replace with “smurf” in this book is absolutely astronomical. Every single panel of this comic has 1-4 different, unrelated words replaced/clumsily portmanteau’d with “smurf.” HOW AM I SMURFPOSED TO SMURF WHAT ANYONE IS SMURFING ABOUT WHEN THEY CAN’T GO ONE SMURFING SECOND WITHOUT SAYING SMURF? ( )