Les Norton has just hit town! You Wouldn't Be Dead For Quids is a series of adventures involving Les Norton, a big red-headed country boy from Queensland who is forced to move to the big smoke when things get a little hot for him in his hometown. Working as a bouncer at an illegal casino up at the Cross, Les gets to meet some of the fascinating characters who make up the seamier side of one of the most exciting cities in the world, gamblers, conmen, bookies, bouncers, hookers and hitmen, who ply their respective trades from the golden sands of Bondi to the tainted gutters of King's Cross, usually on the wrong side of the law. As raw as a greyhound's dinner, Les is nevertheless a top bloke, fond of a drink, loves a laugh and he's handy with his fists. And, just quietly, he's a bit of a ladies' man too. Les Norton is undoubtedly an Australian cult figure.