LOL, that's good. BfA is a filk song (science fiction folk song) that is stuffed full of double entendres (and a few single ones). This story, by the author of the song, tells what happened to produce the song... The Enterprise crew are definitely not behaving themselves, but neither are they misbehaving the way the song presents. And Argo and its government can take quite a bit of the blame for events. It's a very good Star Trek:TOS story, and a lot of fun if you know the song - which you will when you finish reading this if you didn't before, each chapter starts with a verse. Very enjoyable. Also - I read a book recently that I complained the "bard's version" of the story and the real one weren't even closer to similar. Leslie managed it perfectly here - what Janice, running the transporter, saw is what's in the song. How things got that way - that's the rest of the story. I found this on An Archive of Our Own. ( )