Advertising creeps who library thing.

Here, drippy ad agency scum wonder aloud just where former agency hacks like [[Don Delilo]], [[Martin Amis]], [[James Patterson]], [[Peter Mayle]] and [[Augusten Burroughs]] get off think they can write "books" and "contribute" to the "culture". Furthermore, why does that douche Donny Deutsch gets his own show, while we are much, much more interesting?

We could talk about advertising, ironic haircuts, and our art director's "screenplay". Are we bitter? Nah.