A hilarious, practical guide for femmes by an acknowledged femme expert that will help any femme (or femme-to-be) find her way through the often drab, rude, and mundane lesbian solar system. Shar Rednour generously shares her femme knowledge on issues such as removing water-proof make-up without tearing off three layers of skin, shaving - what, where and when, avoiding nail breakage whilse subsisting on a diet of noodles, and transforming your Fanny Femme gal pal into a toolbelt-toting Betsy Butch. Includes valuable information on home decor, dating and flirting.