Pamela Trowel is single in New York City, and her ad sales job is as mundane as her love life is macabre; Alby, a liar and exhibitionist, shows up in the most unexpected places, and unfortunate moments; her creepy, masochistic boss Daniel falls for her in an obsessive way; Bronc, a rich playboy takes her to see sex shows involving pigs. Her options aren't exactly appetizing -- and then Abdul follows her home from a pizza parlor.Abdul is a clever urchin who adopts Pamela as his makeshift mother, and the two of them leave Manhattan, slipping away from their problems to embark on a hilarious adventure. But when Abdul disappears Pamela's fierce maternal instincts kick in, and she returns to Manhattan to search for him -- in the guise of a man. As Pamela sinks deeper into her new role of a man who knows how to listen to women, she becomes wildly popular -- until her deception begins to unravel....