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Cargando... Tim Rowland's Creature Features (edición 2012)por Tim Rowland
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Inscríbete en LibraryThing para averiguar si este libro te gustará. Actualmente no hay Conversaciones sobre este libro. This book is a series of essays about living with and being owned by one's animals. At least that's how I read them. Being owned by a number of animals myself I completely understand the frustration, love and comedy that arises from the relationship. Mr. Rowland's essays cover a range of animals from dogs and cats to cows, chickens, goats and more. They are written in an easy, fun to read style that had me oftentimes shaking my head in recognition of the antics of the specific animal starring at the moment. I of course, was most fond of the goat stories since my life is somewhat goat-centric but the dog stories were as entertaining and heartwarming. The book is one to have at hand to read an essay here and there when you have a short burst of time and need a smile. I can see myself reaching for it again and again as a right before bed calm down from more exciting reading. The stories are really a joy. This would make such a wonderful gift for the animal lover in your life. Picture I enjoy a lot of books throughout the year, but there are only one or two that have me laughing and sharing with my family. Tim Rowland's Creature Features is the one that has started my 2013 off reading schedule with delight. Life is not boring at Tim Rowland's farm. With unique creatures that have unique personalities, the reader finds themselves watching the stalking of donkeys, the deception of a dog, the difficult amorous adventures of bovines, and geese that will have your sides in stitches. The book is made up of the various column pieces Tim has written about his life. It is not the least bit boring. In fact, you might find the most fun you've ever had in a book. I almost cried over the gender issues of the geese, laughed out loud about the lost bear, and totally lost it over the presidential choice of a dog. I read a section to my fourteen year old son who has asked me to get the print copy so he could steal it from me. The characters are the best. The animals are so vividly described that you could swear you experienced the attack of the goats and the antics of the pig. Each one is so unique and expressive. Tim's style of writing is entertaining. He brings in history, politics, entertainment, and so much more into this descriptions of life on his farm. He even taught me a few things. I loved it. I read pieces out loud to my family as his style of writing was perfect for it. It is extremely expressive. I will be buying the print copy of this book. It has been one of the most delightful reads. Note: I was provided this book in regard to a book tour with no expectation of a positive review. Do you enjoy the occasional short story? Or read favorite humor columns in the weekly paper? This book is based on Tim Rowland's adventures on his hobby farm with his collection of numerous animals from the house cat to the geese. Most times humorous, and I had a difficult time putting it down because it was, after all, just a short story, and I just had to find out what he wrote about next. My mom, sitting in the room with me, wondered what I was laughing at, and though I know she will read it as well, I could not help but paraphrase the story. An animal lover myself, and having had a little experience with a few of the same type of animal as mentioned, I could agree with him many times. And those who are not as fond of animals as I am will agree with him on the difficulties of dealing with the creatures. I definitely recommend you to read it, and would be surprised if you could not think of someone of your acquaintance who would need to read it too! Enjoy! I received this book free from Virtual Author Book Tours for the purpose of reviewing it. A positive critique was not required, only an honest one. The opinions stated are my own. sin reseñas | añadir una reseña
When Tim Rowland's earlier book of his animal essays, All Pets are Off, was published, readers immediately clamored for more. Their preference for animal stories over the political columns Tim's also known for is understandable: animals are way more fun to read about than politicians. Especially now. So here's a new volume of over 75 columns, from the introduction to the farm of bovines Cleopatra and Heifertiti, the Belted Galloway beauties, to the further antics of Hannah the English Bulldog and Juliet the tiny Siamese---and of course, more of the joyful bouvier des Flandres named Opie---that's sure to provide loads of smiles and even outright guffaws. No se han encontrado descripciones de biblioteca. |
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Rowland writes:
"Will Rogers said he ever met a man he didn’t like; by contrast, my wife Beth and I never met an animal we didn’t like. No question about it, our course is less challenging than Mr. R’s. But that doesn’t mean that our souls have not been tried time and time again, and our patience stretched well beyond the breaking point to the regions where it snaps and sends us over top of Mars." Page 11
"So we started with a pair of dairy goats. Or maybe it was the flock of chickens. It all starts to run together at this point. Pretty soon we had an ark-like assembly of about every farm animal that comes to mind. People who collect cars go through the same dynamic, I suppose. After a while the frame of logic shifts from 'Do we need it?' to 'What’s one more?' ” Page 12
"So with this collection of essays, I am letting animals past and present know that I forgive them. I absolve them of their sins, because hopefully some good has come from it, and I can focus on the laughs and entertainment they have provided to both myself and, hopefully, the reader.
Now if only the animals can see their way clear to forgive me. Page 12
Their wide assortment of animals (pets if they have a name, food if they don't) include: Juliet, the Siamese cat; Hannah the bulldog; Opie the Bouvier des Flandres; Magellan the zucchini eating pig, Roosters Stink and Chuckles, Doodlebug the cantankerous miniature horse; Cappy the horse, cows Cleopatra, Heifertiti, and the princesses; goats Hillary and Horsefly; plus horses, donkeys, more goats, llamas, chickens, geese, more pigs, and turkeys.
Some of the essays included in this collection are:
Egyptian royalty takes up residence on farm
Patch makes horse berry upset
Magellan the pig as adventurous as namesake
Ill-fitted pair finds short-term love on the farm
Cats live to make people look foolish
Broody duty has disastrous underpinnings
Rooster that eats stink bugs not for sale at any price
Chuckles the rooster avoids date with death
Goats, pigs compete for overconditioned kudos
This Thanksgiving promises to be the best ever
British invasion brings changes in pig culture
Turkeys go to big garnished platter in the sky
Darwin was wrong: Sometimes it’s “survival of the most pathetic.”
An Elizabethan collar by any other name would be a ‘Happy Hat”
This collection was hilarious. I laughed, hooted, snorted, whooped, chortled, wheezed, sputtered, chuckled, snickered, guffawed, howled... In other words, as I was reading Tim Rowland’s Creature Features, I sounded like I belonged on Tim and Beth Rowland's farm. The stories are short and easy to read, but thoroughly enjoyable and entertaining. The word play Rowland engages in is a great part of what made these short essays so wonderful and satisfying. I wish I could share one of his columns with you, but you'll have to settle for some selected quotes below and read the book.
I'd like to also read Tim Rowland's earlier book, All Pets are Off, which is more about his pets while Creature Features focuses on other animals on the farm.
Very Highly Recommended - I loved this collection!
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