2,5 stars ( )

OMG! This was so funny! I loved it :D I wasn't sure I was going to like it when I saw the cartoon prompt, but I am so glad I read this.

This is the story of Vin, a human from the 20th century who through no fault of his own, has been vaulted five hundred years into the future along with a few other males from the same time. The only job Vin is suited for is as a porn star creating holoflicks for Ursa Majoris Pornacopia.

The story begins with Vin preparing for his next holoflick. Unbeknownst to him, his manager Sather has agreed for Vin to get fucked by a large blue Denoblian named Jali, who has massive yellow horns, along with an equally massive cock. To say Vin is distressed, bordering on hysterical is an understatement. Vin's distress is highly amusing while Jali is steady and calm. Jali answers all of Vin's questions honestly and sometimes with amusement, and in the process of being in Jali's presence, Vin starts to succumb to Jali's pheromones and Vin finds out what those yellow horns are good for. To say the two have a rousing good time while waiting for the shoot, is an understatement.

I don't want to give away any more of the story, but I loved the hilarity and the characters. I had no trouble visualizing the scenes or the personalities of the characters.

This is a great story and I would happily read about the characters again if the author decides to write more about them. ( )

I actually liked this story much more than I thought I would. It was a bit of a weird premise but the author really made it work. Had a lot of sex in it, but not a lot of major plot. Overall, it was enjoyable. ( )

A surprisingly sweet story considering that one of the MCs is a giant, blue, horned alien and the other is an anachronistic 21st century human who has spent the last 5 centuries in cryogenic sleep! Humorous, sexy and sweet! ( )

This was pretty terrible. The main problem was that the author tried to fit too much into the story that was unnecessary. For example, the main character was cryogenically frozen 500 years ago and was recently awoken. The sole purpose for this that I can see is so that idioms from now can be used then and be funny, except they aren't. And it's certainly not original. Plus it was treally confusing in the beginning.

The sex was mediocre and I just didn't buy the romance at all. The MC reluctance over the matter was also bizarre. Weirdly, I had just read a novel [b:Frat House Troopers|16159818|Frat House Troopers|Xavier Mayne|http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1353359396s/16159818.jpg|22000794] where the premise was similar circumstances (sex on video) but while that one was really hot, this was just dull.

Add the fact that it wasn't well written, frequently the same word would be used two sentences in a row, or extra words would be tacked on that were unnecessary and distracting, plus the need for a copy editor, just added to the displeasure.

1.5 stars, rounded down because of the need for copy editing. ( )