A fun short story that was included in my Kindle edition of "The Burglar on the Prowl" ( )

situational-humor, verbal-humor, scam

The Burglar Who is approached by a reporter from a sleazy rag newspaper to overcome all the security at Graceland and shoot photos of the forbidden second floor. He not only gets paid for it but has great fun using the paper's money to hire folks to provide lots of distractions. That's all I'm saying, no spoilers, read it for yourself! ( )