'Tis the season! Time to read a picture book every day from my family's Christmas collection.

The concept here is amusing: Santa wants to try out a new look. So we get lots of funny pictures of him in other styles and uniforms.

But around the outfits we get lots of fat shaming, boring yammering, and petty bickering from Santa's reindeer, helpers, and a wholly unnecessary Jack Frost. And then the books ends with an awful poem.

Fail. ( )