A miscellanity of the miscellaneous, i.e. totally random stuff...

Having a totally random day... so I figured I could start a thread of the totally miscellaneous... feel free to post the totally random stuff that has happened to you recently...

Please, no follow-on topics, no patterns, and no followable story line allowed... Thank you.

Wish my computer had one of these...

Not even a little bit of a pattern?



Xkcd #418

Well there ain't no bacon in this post!

Eggs don't bounce.

Is it farther to Boston or by train?

Both of them have beards except Santa Claus!

The cat is asleep...or is he?

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

It's one thing to make a picture of what a person looks like, it's another thing to make a portrait of who they are.

- Paul Caponigro

*wiggles*

Bumper sticker: Wag more, bark less.

Cats are only supposed to cuddle in the winter when their extra heat can be properly appreciated.

We're short on almond oil for the SPITTING COBRAS massage, and they DO NOT tolerate vanilla! Can someone lend me a pine cone?

There are some out back. Help yourself.

Our heroic squirrels in action!

http://twitpic.com/2gb2ld

The Process is working...

In a parallel universe the Work is processing.

OK! I give up, I confess, it was me. I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, and I'm not sorry about it!

I'd like to shake your hand.

MMMMM Milkshake

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.

1) 11,761

2) Eleanor Roosevelt

c) No, the other one

5) The Bridge Over the River Kwai

Walks off whistling, "Hitler has only got one ball..."

Total messages: 4,319
Word count: 190,023
Words/message: 44

And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!

Gee, it's hot in this handbasket. I wonder where we're going.

We're on some kind of road paved with good intentions.

Oh no, there are other people here.

All of them interesting?

Sing to the tune of 'On top of old Smoky'

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
I had me a meatball, till somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball, rolled out of the door!

It rolled in the garden, and under a bush
and now my poor meatball, is nothing but mush...

You don't have any dogs, I gather...

Can someone spell non sequitor for me?

Magenta.

It's just a jump to the left...

He, who, on the other hand, sometimes *twice*, but NOT ALWAYS ...

They're creepy and they're kooky...

Relax! Don't do it!

Whatta maroon!

I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

If someone offers you a breath mint, take it.

farn! FARN! FARN!

jill: Albu-koi-kee

That southern accent trips me up every time. I always mispronounce it as Alba-qua-key.

usually as I flutter around in white and wave my fan

Ah have always re-lahed on the kandness of stranj-jahs.

Edited to try a different way. (Just listen to Blanche in your head)

While it is true that he isn't wearing a fez...

Squirrels are not really our friends.

Aw, the poor kitty

Monkey see, monkey do....no...stop...don't! Monkey, don't!!

Do we have a clean up crew?

BZZZT! CLEANUP IN MESSAGE 50!

(Further "Message 50" comment removed since I value my life!

**glares at Groo**

Drat. My mind reading ability doesn't work in this thread. Everything is secret!

*whispers something scandalous in GeorgiaDawn's ear*

So now you know the secret!!!