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1hfglen
*gives secret knock on door*
*no answer*
*takes secret key and unlocks door*
CCC-R-R-R-E-E=E-E-A-A-K-K-K
*switches on torch / flashlight, revealing a thick layer of dust on all the furniture and floor surfaces*
HHEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOO! ANYBODY HOME?
*A cloud of millions of sand-fleas erupt from the carpet and make for hfglen's shins in a feeding frenzy*
*rapid exit, slamming door*
*Back in the sunshine, spends hours dosing self with insect repellent*
*no answer*
*takes secret key and unlocks door*
CCC-R-R-R-E-E=E-E-A-A-K-K-K
*switches on torch / flashlight, revealing a thick layer of dust on all the furniture and floor surfaces*
HHEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOO! ANYBODY HOME?
*A cloud of millions of sand-fleas erupt from the carpet and make for hfglen's shins in a feeding frenzy*
*rapid exit, slamming door*
*Back in the sunshine, spends hours dosing self with insect repellent*
2justjim
Secret Memo #3875
From: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Treasurer
To: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Board
Subject: Interim Treasurer's Report
Profit from sales of insect repellent have increased 400% since the installation of the sand-flea trap.
From: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Treasurer
To: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Board
Subject: Interim Treasurer's Report
Profit from sales of insect repellent have increased 400% since the installation of the sand-flea trap.
4mrgrooism
#1 - Great to see you here!
#2 - *gleefully rubs hands together* EXXXXXcellent!!!
#3 - *looks around innocently and whistles*
#2 - *gleefully rubs hands together* EXXXXXcellent!!!
#3 - *looks around innocently and whistles*
5justjim
Secret Memo #193
From: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Treasurer
To: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Board
Subject: Sand flea trap
Erm, hrmm, ahh just possibly... that might have been... er, well Oops?
From: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Treasurer
To: Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Board
Subject: Sand flea trap
Erm, hrmm, ahh just possibly... that might have been... er, well Oops?
6hfglen
*dons full hazmat suit*
*unlocks door with secret key*
*covers lower legs with dust and sandflea eggs, from the sandflea trap*
*tracks flea eggs all over boardroom carpet and anywhere else the committee go*
And now we wait, to quote the Heinecken ad ...
*unlocks door with secret key*
*covers lower legs with dust and sandflea eggs, from the sandflea trap*
*tracks flea eggs all over boardroom carpet and anywhere else the committee go*
And now we wait, to quote the Heinecken ad ...
8hfglen
Jennie, move away from there! Those fleas are HUNGRY! And they're breeding like, well, fleas. They're there to convince the treasurer and board that the rooms need a clean!
10reconditereader
*poke poke*
*poke poke*
ew.
*poke poke*
ew.
11GeorgiaDawn
**following hfglen's example and dons hazmat suit**
**carefully sneaks in with jar of genuine South Georgia gnats**
**releases gnats into boardroom**
Got to work now, my pretties. **bwaaahahahahahaha**
**carefully sneaks in with jar of genuine South Georgia gnats**
**releases gnats into boardroom**
Got to work now, my pretties. **bwaaahahahahahaha**
12MerryMary
What do you get when you cross a sand flea with a South Georgia gnat?
An itchy welt with a drawl?
An itchy welt with a drawl?
13GeorgiaDawn
hahahaha - That's perfect MerryMary! Our new secret weapon! Gnat Flea!
14Choreocrat
*fleas*
15mrgrooism
I forget, who are these gnat fleas meant to be attacking again?
YIKES!!
*exits stage left*
YIKES!!
*exits stage left*
17mrgrooism
#16 - *plummets*
So that's where the SPITTING COBRAS have gotten to!
Oh Taliiiiiiska, where aaaaaaare you?
So that's where the SPITTING COBRAS have gotten to!
Oh Taliiiiiiska, where aaaaaaare you?
18Choreocrat
*tosses Groo a bag of weasels*
Will they do?
Will they do?
19mrgrooism
Hmmmm, why did that bag just go POP!?
Ack! Weasels!!!
*Moves to protect the SPITTING COBRAS*
Ack! Weasels!!!
*Moves to protect the SPITTING COBRAS*
20justjim
You take care of that and I'll use this twopenny rice and treacle I found to make us a nice pudding. Carry on.
23mrgrooism
*Climbs out of pit with SPITTING COBRAS in their favorite burlap sack, weasels in another, followed by the monkey*
Okay, I give in!
*Hires Rosie from the Green Dragon to help with the cleaning, borrows a squadron of Roombas*
Okay, I give in!
*Hires Rosie from the Green Dragon to help with the cleaning, borrows a squadron of Roombas*
24Taliska
*Enters through the secret way through the wine cellar... to avoid the sand flea trap... whistling happily, new book under arm, making way to favorite chair by the hearth... not suspecting anything out of the ordinary...*
*finds Rosie the dragon, wearing a maids hat and apron, sweeping diligently, mrgrooism arguing with a monkey about what best to do with a pair of squirming burlap sacks, and the pit where she was keeping the SPITTING COBRAS!!! strangely empty...*
Oooooooooh Kaaaaaaayyy......
I turn my back on this place for... *looks at watch*... never mind... I turn my back and all heck breaks loose! ..... is that a weasel hiding under the dresser?
*finds Rosie the dragon, wearing a maids hat and apron, sweeping diligently, mrgrooism arguing with a monkey about what best to do with a pair of squirming burlap sacks, and the pit where she was keeping the SPITTING COBRAS!!! strangely empty...*
Oooooooooh Kaaaaaaayyy......
I turn my back on this place for... *looks at watch*... never mind... I turn my back and all heck breaks loose! ..... is that a weasel hiding under the dresser?
28Taliska
*Phblllpferernnmd!*
*cleans hot chocolate off of keyboard...*
Has anyone seen the SPITTING COBRAS!!!??? Im getting worried... and whats with MrGroo and the monkey?
*cleans hot chocolate off of keyboard...*
Has anyone seen the SPITTING COBRAS!!!??? Im getting worried... and whats with MrGroo and the monkey?
29justjim
It must have been a really naughty monkey to deserve such a spanking.
MrGroo, are you OK? Sorry about the Diet Pepsi and hot chocolate all over the place. The roombas'll get it.
MrGroo, are you OK? Sorry about the Diet Pepsi and hot chocolate all over the place. The roombas'll get it.
30Taliska
*Wrestles the bag of SPITTING COBRAS back from the monkey*
Thanks for keeping the weasels away from them MrGroo! Ill just nip out to the GD and put them back in the broom cupboard where they belong...
Thanks for keeping the weasels away from them MrGroo! Ill just nip out to the GD and put them back in the broom cupboard where they belong...
31foggidawn
One of my little brother's imaginary friends was a weasel.
*looks around suspiciously*
He hasn't been here, has he? It would explain a lot . . .
*looks around suspiciously*
He hasn't been here, has he? It would explain a lot . . .
32Taliska
Oi! dont you pay extra if you want your imaginary friends in the society too?
*wonders if 'split personalities' and/or 'voices in the head' should be charged extra*
*has quiet argument with self about the extra charge*
*wonders if 'split personalities' and/or 'voices in the head' should be charged extra*
*has quiet argument with self about the extra charge*
33cal8769
*SSHH I'll handle this*
My opinion is...
*Quiet, I said that I ...
Don't walk away from...
Hey!*
I'll be right back.
My opinion is...
*Quiet, I said that I ...
Don't walk away from...
Hey!*
I'll be right back.
34suitable1
As I recall, the last time this came up, it was decided that the 2nd and 3rd personality get a fifty percent discount. Numbers four and above are free.
Imaginary friends were not discussed. I think they should be allowed at no charge as long as they leave the buffet alone.
Imaginary friends were not discussed. I think they should be allowed at no charge as long as they leave the buffet alone.
35Taliska
We have a buffet!!
*scarpers over to buffet table and loads a large serving tray with edibles*
*scarpers over to buffet table and loads a large serving tray with edibles*
37sqdancer
*puts pump bottle of hand sanitizer at start of buffet table*
Hey, wasn't someone suppose to install the sneeze guard?
Hey, wasn't someone suppose to install the sneeze guard?