1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

Our Bible, the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by the sainted Francis Grose

Get it here:

http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/5402

Please note the Most Holy Passage:



TO HUFF. To reprove, or scold at any one; also to bluster,
bounce, ding, or swagger. A captain huff; a noted bully.
To stand the huff; to be answerable for the reckoning in
a public house.

HUG. To hug brown bess; to carry a firelock, or serve as a
private soldier. He hugs it as the Devil hugs a witch:
said of one who holds any thing as if he was afraid of losing
it.

HUGGER MUGGER. By stealth, privately, without making
an appearance. They spent their money in a hugger
mugger way.

HUGOTONTHEONBIQUIFFINARIANS. A society existing in
1748.

HULKY, or HULKING. A great hulky fellow; an over-grown
clumsy lout, or fellow.

HULVER-HEADED. Having a hard impenetrable head; hulver,
in the Norfolk dialect, signifying holly, a hard and
solid wood.

TO HUM, or HUMBUG. To deceive, or impose on one by
some story or device. A humbug; a jocular imposition,
or deception. To hum and haw; to hesitate in speech,
also to delay, or be with difficulty brought to consent to
any matter or business,

It looks like our secret is out.

It's called Hiding in Plain Sight!

See, your average Vulgar Slang Reader is perusing this book looking for Curse Words (yaaaay!), but they suddenly come to the unwieldy "Hugotontheonbiquif... aww hell I aint reading that word!"

See? Their minds slide right off Our Name and directly onto "Hulky!"

Simply devious!!!

The entry on quiffing is plain enough; thankfully biquiffing is left to the reader's imagination.