Hugotontheonbiquiffinarian Gear

Ya gotta love this steam-punk water-cooled pc!



And of course it needs a monitor!

We need secret phones to contact the secret members about our secret meetings.

Perfecto!!!

WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!! The new headgear is in!

Who needs a pipe organ when you have... THIS!

Can a ultra-secret society have an internet store? Maybe we could use some existing outlet and just mix our items with the regular stuff.

The fez is actually for sale, for $55. It was made for another site, and I think they only have a few left, but THIS one works just as well!


The Wingnut Fez! Perfect! $50

Here is the link to the site!

http://www.fez-o-rama.com/ (updated link 11/9/09)

I'm glad you said it was a wingnut. I thought it was a Mickey Mouse hat. A hat on a hat, as it were.

Keeping up with time is important, too! We don't want to be late for our secret meetings.

Too late . . .

Well, if you're running late, you might as well arrive in style:

Ooooh, that would go well with the fez!

Can't you just see a streetful of little steampunk scooters ridden by fez-clad hugotontheonbiquiffinarians?

Snort. That is such a visual! The only thing missing is the big backpack to carry all the books.

I think we need decorated saddle bags--much easier on the back.

11> I saw a guy with a fez riding that in a local parade!

On second look, methinks she's leaking a bit of oil!

Only a bit?

>11 Choreocrat: It's a bit modern for the Grand Masters of Hugotontheonbiquiffinarianism.

Ooooh, I like things that go vroom.....

I think those go pitter-pat.

But I can do the vroom-vroom sound myself!

Those look more like a "whooooooosh"

but you have to Fred Flintstone it back up the next hill...

I have to post somewhere my first attempt at my own steam-themed wares. This is my Victorian era sonic-thingy:




It's mostly garden hose pieces with a vacuum tube, but watch out if it points in your direction. The pressure sensitive trigger isn't calibrated very well.

Can it work as a zoomba remote control?

Why didn't you have that when we were attacked by the zombie dalek roombas?

Ooh, a light sabre?

Probably more like light sabre lite.

Very cool!

This device is now standard issue, please pick yours up at the usual coordinates.

http://www.cleanairgardening.com/pineconetool.html

Wow, mrgroo, you think of everything!

Kinda big for the squirrels to handle.

Once you've picked up all those pesky pine cones, you can get on with mowing the lawn...

oooh, I want one!

oooh, I want one!

The mini traction engine, the reel mower or the fogey with the pipe?

Well I'm not particular, but I was focusing on the engine. The mower would be nifty, too, since then the engine could have a job. I already have my own fogey (without a pipe), so I'm set there.

Just making sure.

Fill in secret order form xb3885ch76 (decoded using secret code xa93y75hie (decoded using secret code .... ....)), ensuring that you mark the box allowing the Society to garnishee your immediate supervisor's* pay to the amount of 78¢ per quarter for 738 years. Your mini traction engine (without fogey) will be delivered by the next squirrel agent that passes by.

* If you happen to be self-, or un-employed, there is an additional page that you need to fill out to ensure that the requisite amount is withdrawn from the pay of your Supreme Commander/Head of Government/Sovereign (strike out whichever does not apply).

Thank you for clarifying that.

My pleasure. You obviously use a definition of 'clarifying' that is new to me. ;)

It's all in the manual.

Ahhh. The manual or the mini traction engine owner's manual?

No, sorry, silly question. I think a double-agent squirrel must have slipped something into one of the four glasses of Muscat that I've enjoyed tonight.

Carry on.

There's a manual?

Aw, rats, I was hoping it was an automatic -- I don't know how to drive a stick shift.

eshhhhhh*

*The sound of {censored} thousand {classified} hundred and fifty three Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians sucking through their teeth.

ps the 'fifty three' may have been Bowdlerised.

*hangs head*

Sorry, sorry.

Actually you snuck #44 in whilst I was composing #45 in response to Suitable's #43!

You should learn to drive a stick shift though... just in case.

How much for the Fogey?

Mine or the one in the picture?

#45 -- is this a new addition to the Manual, or has the Society always spoken Sarf Efrican (in which 'eish!' is a standard expression of surprise). If the latter, then, Ayoba!!

The new additions are in the new editions, which will be added when edited. The Manual continues to be highly classified, as well as highly ossified, so we need to requisition more chisels.

I thought its classification was classified.

Robert

Right, I need to write that right, I'll get right on it, all right?

Sa'right.