Canseco tries MMA...

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking? It's time for the Bash Brothers to reunite: with boxing gloves and mouthpieces.

No gloves. They'll meet in a WWE prime-time PPV event. They'll sell it as a grudge match - McGwire will still be mad about Canseco linking him to the 'roids. After some furious rasslin' type action, in which they'll each get in some good shots at the other, they'll discover that they really are like brothers and become a tag team.

But then, who'll they go after? George Mitchell?

Nah, Bud Selig. But then the whole audience will root for it to end like Reservoir Dogs.

Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Pink got away, with all the Ice; so would Bud.

Couldn't we just rig the ring to explode once they were all inside? Along with special guest referee Jeff Loria.

Canseco tries MMA...

Jose or Ozzie?

Oh, oh, I got it! Big time tag-team match between the Cansecos (Jose and Ozzie) and the McGwires (Mark and Dan). Selig is the ref. And if we can find a way to get Gary Bettman ringside, I'll go along with findundercan's ending.

(Mark and Dan)

Not Dan, it'd have to be Jay, the bro that (for real) lost an eye in a BB gun accident: an eye patch is much better theater, not to mention the subtext of Jay's book deal whoredom.

It saddens me to see that Sugar Ray Leonard's name got dragged into that article.

I guess after getting destroyed by a real fighter, he's retreating to pushing around celebrities.

...

What happened to Ray's promotion?

Canseco is just plain unimaginative, I say...

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