God's mum . . .

God's Mum has now migrated to:

https://www.librarything.com/ngroups/23566/Gods-Mum

Reminds me of some of the old Dave Allen shows. (Go look at youtube for some snips of them.)

ETA:
Like the practicing atheist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2ESzzhy-I

>2 bnielsen: Your man was very clever. Loved him.

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How would YOU cope (as a practicing atheist) with being the mum of a horrible little bastard who thinks he's omnipotent? 😃

5: Tell him: "Wait till your father gets home".

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>6 Cynfelyn: Tell him: "Wait till your father gets home".

Sorry, no-can-do. Even the Irish can say "Holy Mary, Jesus and Joseph, Mother of God and the little donkey."

You will note, however, there is no mention of Dad.😃

8> Mary gave birth to a donkey?!?!
I must have been distracted by some dust floating in the air when that was mentioned in Religion class. (Raised Catholic, ergo, I went to school in 17th Century England.)

About forty years ago, I read Shibumi by Trevian (real name Rodney William Whitaker. One of the supporting characters would use variations of an epithet throughout the book, my favorite one being:

"By the four balls of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!"

>9 WholeHouseLibrary: "(Raised Catholic, ergo, I went to school in 17th Century England.)"

I'm with you there.

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"Theology is belief in ghosts." --Ludwig Feuerbach

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>13 PinkSeeSaw: "the boat in the middle of the dessert"

At the risk of pudding out this thread, that's a trifle unlikely.

Desperately trying to work in tart, custard and other related vocabulary, but inspiration has desserted me.

>15 Cynfelyn: Thanks for that, fixed !

>9 WholeHouseLibrary:

God's Mum: You are looking perplexed, dear.

God: There's this really nice man in Round Rock, Texas, who is quite sure your name is Mary.

God's Mum: Mary? Why is that, dear?

God: Not sure. Did you ever own a donkey?

God's Mum: Never, dear. I always wanted one though, I love their big ears. Why do you ask, dear?

God: I don't know. I'll be watching him.. .. ..

God's Mum: Well, my name is not Mary, but you mustn't smite the nice man, dear.

Oops! (Treads lightly...)

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>11 PinkSeeSaw: I am reminded of a couple of lines in the "I've got a little list, they never will be missed" aria sung by KoKo in the English National Opera's version of The Mikado featuring Eric Idle, where he lists those who won't be missed: "Archbishops who don't believe in God/Chief constables who do"...

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>30 Marissa_Doyle: "I've got a little list, they never will be missed"

What a wonderful heading. Who would top your list this week?

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>19 PinkSeeSaw:

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>29 PinkSeeSaw:

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9? Have a strong predilection to diddle.

>41 WholeHouseLibrary: Have a strong predilection to diddle.

Thanks for your comment. Very timely. Even God's Mum has taken note of the church's financial dark workings. There is a conversation due in the next couple of days, watch this space .. .. .. ..

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Laughter is the best medicine.😎

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God's Mum has now migrated to:

https://www.librarything.com/ngroups/23566/Gods-Mum

She thanks you for all your good-luck messages. 😎

Thanks for moving this thread out of the group. It was getting to be a bit much.

The simple question* The God Industry * has to face is:

DOES GOD WEAR ODD SOCKS?

https://www.librarything.com/topic/340853#n7824978