'ello! 'ello!! 'ello!!!

I dunno if I'm in the right place...just signed up to join coz I'm working on becoming this planets' 250,000,000th author. I'd like to ask a nice kind person to show me where to go and what to do... what this site is really all about.... Hello? Anyone out there?

Welcome to LT.
Have you taken the tour?
https://www.librarything.com/tour/

As an aspiring author you may want to check out these groups where other authors hang out:
https://www.librarything.com/groups/hobnobwithauthors
https://www.librarything.com/groups/writersbragandragbag

Keep in mind there is a no advertising policy:
http://www.librarything.com/about/authors http://www.librarything.com/about/publishers