Secret Cinematic Speakers Speak Softly

Starting this one off in honor of Alan Rickman:

~ There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class.

Turn to page 394.

~You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.

And tell Master Shakespeare, something more cheerful next time, for Twelfth Night.

Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast...I meant something LESS mournful, dearest.

--Question: Do they need to be Rickman quotes, or can we meander and find others, as usual?

--Answer: Of course you can meander! I would not expect anything less from our group. Just figured I would pay tribute to Rickman to start the thread. :)

I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.

I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes?

No room! No room!

Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said. Besides, you don't even know how to fly!

Think of the happiest things -- it's the same as having wings!

"Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait till they get a load of me!

Don't look at me. I'm hideous.

-Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!

-I made you short?

~You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try.

~I made you, you made me first.

You followed me, I followed you, we were like each other's shadows for a while.

~How did Nana get your shadow, Peter?

~Chomped at me the other night at the window.

~Peter said, 'Get out of here!'

~Peter's not king yet!

~How nobly King Richard's crown sit on your royal brow.

~Doesn't it? ... King Richard?
I told you never to mention my brother's name!

What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.

We'll stay up all night swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

So. What are we going to do? Eat crisps and talk about girls? I’ve never actually done that but I bet it’s easy. Girls. Yeah?

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

~Why has the car stopped?

~It's frightened.

Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?

You've redecorated! I don't like it.

No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.

You're out. This is Spider. He's replacing you.

~Who are you?

~You know who I am.

~ I do?

~ Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

Well there goes the neighborhood!

Nobody knocks off an old man in my neighborhood and gets away with it.

What do you mean, murder?

He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.

~Look, you can't do things like that! Now, I don't know how I can explain this to you. But, it's not only against the law, its wrong!

~ City ordinance 147-B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprise without a proper license ...

Turn to page 394.

I don't want to go back into my stinking book.

It's bigger on the inside...

Phenomenal cosmic powers! . . . Itty-bitty living space.

~What is it?

~ Power, Doctor. If we figure out how to tap it, maybe unlimited power.

~By the Power of Grayskull!

*thunderclap and transformation*

~I have the power!!!

There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it.

I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes... it's perfectly fine.

I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

You can't handle the truth!!!!

AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE! My client lied about her age!

A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as plain as the nose on your face!

If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.

Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Never tell me the odds.

Right. Look, I gotta tell you. We did suicide missions in the army that had better odds than this.

-Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall?
-Yep.
-Sharp rocks at the bottom?
-Most likely.
-Bring it on.

~Alright. I'll jump first.

~ No.

~Then you jump first.

~ No, I said.

~ What's the matter with you?

~ I can't swim.

~Are you crazy? The fall will probably kill you.

Asps... very dangerous. You go first.

What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas.

Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...

I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?

I was trying to be hospitable.

~Uh, Pooh Bear! Uh, uh, aha, aha, what a pleasant surprise! And, uh, how about lunch?

~Oh, thank you, Rabbit.

~And uh, help yourself, Pooh.

Well, there's a moon that's made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it's not actually a moon, and technically it's alive and a bit carnivorous, but there are some lovely views.

We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest!

~What are you talking about? A space flower?

~Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect metal ships?

~I've NEVER expected metal ships.

What does God need with a starship?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious...

Sh**! I thought it was a water truck. My bad!

You know, I once knew this girl Doreen. Good-looking girl. Looked just like a Jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her just so I could speak to her.

Are you always this articulate?

I don't even know what I'm talkin' about!

Well of *course* we talk. Don't everybody?

Wands away. There will be no need to talk.

All right. We'll put it away. We'll keep it hidden, we'll never speak of it again. No one knows it's here, do they?

All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry, and if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.

I ain't never gonna get married -- too noisy!

Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!

You look like an avocado had sex with an older avocado.

Then the asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar...

There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.

Slimy, yet satisfying!

How long has that been there?

Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!

Are you in there? I'm coming!

~Mal, what are you doing here?

~ You invited me.

~I never thought for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!

~ Well that makes you a tease.

Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... It's all such a long way from here.

I do not like wars. They have uncertain outcomes.

Fiddle-dee-dee! War, war, war! This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream!

My hair! He shot my hair! Son of a ...

Nutcracker!

All you do is yell at each other. You're not friends.

I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

Look, just out of curiosity, which three casinos did you geniuses decide to rob?

Is it... dead?

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead.

But who would want to kill him twice?

Shoot them, shoot them both.

Kill them all. And I never want to hear the name Peter Pan in Neverland again!

I'm Peter Parker. I'm a photographer.

Don't you wanna take my picture?

Lady, you take my picture with that thing and I'm gonna rip your brassiere off... and strangle you with it! You got that?

~I've never touched a woman before.

~ You still haven't. That's my corset.

Well, they're gone. There're gone. I must have left them in my girdle.

~There he is!

~Where?

~There!

~What, behind the rabbit?

Where did all of these baseball players come from?

Why is all the rum gone?

The luck is gone / the brain is shot / but the liquor we still got.

This man is drunk -- dead drunk.

He's dead, Jim.

By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

No. I am your father.

Yes, Mommie Dearest.

Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.

Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

I had a very sad childhood, I'll tell you about it sometime. I never knew my parents; it's amazing I'm sane.

I didn't want to be just another orphan, Mr. Warbucks. I wanted to believe I was special.

You’re not a cotton-headed ninnymuggins, Buddy. You’re just... special.

Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!

I know you are, but what am I?

You're my only hope.

Look, I'm retired.
And besides... why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired?

You complete me!

That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.

Cats and dogs, sleeping together...
Mass hysteria!

It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.

Nothing to do but wait 'til it stops, I'm afraid. Better out than in.

Get out.
Get out!

Chewie, get us out of here!

In case of emergency, exits are here, here, here, here, here—everywhere!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious--

Mathematics... mathematics is never going to lead you to higher truth and you know why? Because it's boring!

Medicine, law, business, engineering: these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love -- these are what we stay alive for.

It's alive! It's ALIVE! In the name of God, now I know what it feels like to BE God!

I'm a god. I'm not "the" God... I don't think.

You know, the Christians have a guy who can do this trick in reverse.

"It's hard to do this backwards."

"You should try it in heels!"

You see how picky I am about my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

~ These were Italian!
~ Now they're practical.

Sensible heels.

Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds!

Alright. Hey. Alright. Good job, guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day. Have you ever tried shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't know what it is, but I wanna try it.

Peter, you're in deep s***. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing?

Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his piehole.

Are you sure we should be driving like this? I mean, in broad daylight and everything?

I watched you very carefully. Red light stop, green light go, yellow light go very fast.

I used to drag here back in high school. That railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter-mile away from here. On green, I'm going for it.

Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat - a Studebaker.

It's funny. It's really funny. You bought an Edsel.

How about letting ME take the wheel ?!

... we're gonna have to go right to ... Ludicrous speed!

~Guess how fast we're going now!

~I don't care! I'm having a baby!

~ Hundred and five miles an hour! Can you believe that!

~ Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road.

~ I am! You try driving in platforms

Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.

What did you do with my SHOES!? I WANT my SHOES!

(The shoes are then thrown at the actor (Lon Chaney).

HERE are your slippers!

THERE! and THERE! are your slippers!

Take your slippers, and may you never have a day's luck with them!

My slippers --oh, yes; I remember: you
"trun" them at me.

Ah, yes, I remember it well...

You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten...

Fuhgeddaboutit

Just play a bit of music and he falls straight asleep... I shouldn't have told you that!

What would you do if you couldn't play music anymore?

"a ballet!"

I was a *ballerina*! Graceful, delicate! They had to go.

Every dancer in the world wants your role.

I live in Notting Hill. You live in Beverly Hills. Everyone in the world knows who you are, my mother has trouble remembering my name.

". . .where everybody knows your name"

- - from the TV screen; I'm not sure it
ever made the "big screen".

What did Manny Vasquez call you?

Allow myself to introduce ... myself.

~ Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
~ Well, I'm a romance novelist.

But you know, the thing about romance is... people only get together right at the very end.

I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes, and I love that you are the last person I wanna talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Ah! New Year's Resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking total nonsense to strangers... actually, quit talking, full stop.

~Maybe he only speaks whale. Mooo... Weeee neeeed...

"They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales."
"I suppose they told you that."
"The hell they did."

~Well, you heard the woman.

~So did you.

~ Yes, but I'm management.

~ Like hell you are! You're just the same as me, a big NOBODY!

I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am.

Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
Pockets that mark the diff'rence
Between a gentlemen and a bum,
With a capital "B,"
And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!

Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.

You ... you bungled it.
You and your stupid attempt to buy it.
Kemedov found out how valuable it was, no wonder we had such an easy time stealing it.

You ... you imbecile!
You bloated idiot! You stupid fat-head you!

Why, you stuck up... half-witted... scruffy-looking... Nerf-herder!

(I am sure we used this before, but it really fits here)

I know you are, but what am I?

Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan?

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

That's not who I was. I was a *ballerina.* Graceful, delicate! They had to go.

You didn't see anything ...

That deaf, dumb and blind kid Sure plays a mean pinball.

He had an accident when he was a kid. Still has a hum in the drum. Plays music to drown it out. And that's what makes him the best.

It's special all right, I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one.

You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

If there's one thing I hate, it's the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

That is just like you, Harry! You say things like that and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you.

I can't take it anymore, Felix, I'm cracking up. Everything you do irritates me. And when you're not here, the things I know you're gonna do when you come in irritate me. You leave me little notes on my pillow. Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. "We're all out of cornflakes. F.U." Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Ungar!

When you're getting love letters, you don't go around trying to compare the signature to the handwriting!

She sent us four quavers, a group of five quavers, a group of four semi-quavers ...

She wouldn't let us send for you sooner.

And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless
Do you want me to send you back to where you were?
... Unemployed in Greenland!

- I think you need to take her aside and find out how she really feels about you.

- Hello, Worthless.

Hello, Gorgeous!

I am Groot ...

I'm the king of the world!

Allow myself to introduce.....myself.

So, your father was a Woman. Who was he?

Look at this! My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

I know something of a woman in a man's profession.
Yes, by God, I do know about that.

(whoops, I posted off my own post! How did that happen? Oh well, moving on...)

Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats.

Come out and take it, you dirty yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!

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