he has returned

I just heard a rumor that our leader has returned. Something about not paying the ransom.

I believe this to be true. I think I saw him in a very conspicuous disguise, concocting lethal potions.

The squirrel tail gives him away every time.

Shhhhhh! Touch nothing! The Avacodos are RECKLESS!

Quick, do THIS!!!

Squid!!!

Save the Fez?

In the nick of time I have escaped the clutches of that vile temptress Facetta Bookini. Oh how I wandered through the mirrored mazes of her Walls and Timelines! Lucky for me she has The Weakness for PGGB's, which I spiked with some happily donated venom from everyone's favorite SPITTING COBRAS!

Some wandering Blue Footed Boobies led me back here, but alas we are still not safe, at least until we get the Nebraska Faction of Brown Squirrel properly vetted and the traitorous Chipmunk Collaborators expunged or lightly roasted and salted.

Wait! We have ex-sponges? Who knew?

I think they've been playing possum.

Also playing absorbant.