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1suitable1
As everyone remembers, the annual membership renewal drive (8/5 - 9/5) is coming to an end. The agents report that this has been a tough year for collecting dues. Fifty percent of the members didn't answer the door, fifty percent didn't have the correct change, thirty-five percent pretended they didn't know anything about the Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians, and twenty percent paid in full. No board members could be found.
2Nicole_VanK
This is a secret society. The thirty-five percent pretending not know anything about the Hugotontheonbiquiffinarians are the ones who understood.
P.s.: I deny any knowledge of what you're on about!
P.s.: I deny any knowledge of what you're on about!
4PhaedraB
In which case, I will only pay 80%, so you can be assured I am legitimate. When you find me.
6hfglen
PS I'm told that due to an absence of local squirrels, I pay dues to the local vervet monkeys. Is this correct? If so, I'm in credit till about the year 6543.
10guido47
It is 3 acorns this year? Although with inflation, I suggest it be raised to 7 over 2 years, your thoughts?
Guido.
Guido.
11Tane
2 acorns and a walnut (or "tiny wooden brain", if you prefer it's real name) seems like a fair price.
12MerryMary
You can get a lifetime membership for 5 acorns and a purple thistlehead. A real bargain considering the benefits you receive.
And, of course, if you can't afford it, you can always use "sweet equity" (sugar, honey, Cool Whip, pistachio pudding).
And, of course, if you can't afford it, you can always use "sweet equity" (sugar, honey, Cool Whip, pistachio pudding).
14jillmwo
I believe that gets you a place on the Board but with all the accompanying paperwork. You might just want to stick with the five acorns and purple thistlehead.
17Marissa_Doyle
#7 This does not augur well...or maybe it does...
18reconditereader
*presents tiny wooden brain and tiny purple fist*
19MerryMary
Congratulations, reconditereader. You just qualified for the coveted Head Financial Goombah and Bottle Washer position. Your tiara will arrive under separate cover.
20justjim
I read the message in the raking pattern of the zen garden, went to the dead letter drop and received an invoice for £6.00. Here you go.
21reconditereader
I look forward to the tiara, but BarkingMatt seems to have forgotten that he is already the bottle-washer!
22Nicole_VanK
I am? Well, that would explain the unwashed bottles...
23reconditereader
You can borrow the tiara, if you want.
24SylviaC
When scrubbing bottles, wouldn't it be easier to use a bottle-brush than a tiara? But hey, different strokes...
26guido47
I think that #21 - #25 above, explain why we " Have not yet taken over the World".
Err. I couldn't find the ominous music. Sigh.
Err. I couldn't find the ominous music. Sigh.
27mrgrooism
It took 3 years, but we have finally recovered the missing ominous music. Ummm, now where did we put the Victrola?
30jillmwo
Please correct with appropriate punctuation in order to receive full credit for this assignment.
31mrgrooism
>30 jillmwo: I was using temporal imperfect, which sadly came into common usage once the internet was replaced by BrainWeb. I have now banned future-me from using it.
>31 mrgrooism: Yes, he did. :>/
>31 mrgrooism: Yes, he did. :>/