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1jugglingpaynes
Rules are simple. Quotes from movies (or really quotable TV shows can work in a pinch):
~I gotta work on my game.
Next person uses another quote to continue:
~ Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do.
And so on.
~Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!
~I gotta work on my game.
Next person uses another quote to continue:
~ Uh, let's see... I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level's very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. Anyhoo, what else, uh... I'm a wrecker. I wreck things, professionally. I mean, I'm very good at what I do.
And so on.
~Yes, words are useless! Gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble-gobble! Too much of it, darling, too much! That is why I show you my work! That is why you are here!
2jugglingpaynes
~Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?
3theretiredlibrarian
I don't pick up any life readings.
4jugglingpaynes
That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
5theretiredlibrarian
Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat.
6pollysmith
Are you doing magic? Lets see it then.
7jugglingpaynes
Higitus figitus migitus mum! Prestigitonium!
8theretiredlibrarian
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
9jugglingpaynes
~What makes you think she's a witch?
~Well...she turned me into a newt!
~Well...she turned me into a newt!
10pollysmith
Harry, yer a wizard!
12pollysmith
the wizard will explain it!
15theretiredlibrarian
Please! Remain in your seats, I beg you! We are not children here, we are scientists! I assure you there is nothing to fear!
16jugglingpaynes
I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!
17BkShpGrrl
Don't go that way! Never go that way!
If she would have gone that way, she would have gone right to the castle.
If she would have gone that way, she would have gone right to the castle.
18theretiredlibrarian
Are you the one moving this castle?
19jugglingpaynes
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up.
20compskibook
Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.
21pollysmith
All this will be yours someday, Simba
22compskibook
"Do you know that all that land belongs to me?"
"Does it? How much it is to belong to one person, and how beautiful!"
"Do you know that some day it will all belong to you—that and a great deal more?"
"To me! When?"
"When I am dead."
"Then I don't want it. I want you to live always."
"Does it? How much it is to belong to one person, and how beautiful!"
"Do you know that some day it will all belong to you—that and a great deal more?"
"To me! When?"
"When I am dead."
"Then I don't want it. I want you to live always."
23theretiredlibrarian
Do you mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O'Hara, that Tara, that land doesn't mean anything to you? Why, land is the only thing in the world worth workin' for, worth fightin' for, worth dyin' for, because it's the only thing that lasts.
24jugglingpaynes
~Now, call me foolish, call me irresponsible, but it occurs to me that a 500 megaton bomb planted at just the proper point would, uh...
~...Would destroy most of California. Millions of innocent people would be killed. The west coast as we know it would...
~...Fall into the sea.
~...Would destroy most of California. Millions of innocent people would be killed. The west coast as we know it would...
~...Fall into the sea.
25compskibook
I take it the odds are against us, and the situation is grim...Sounds like fun!
26rolandperkins
"What a waste of fine infantry!"
27compskibook
In chess, the pawns go first.
28rolandperkins
(observing the dilemma a new girl friend's last move has created for him):
"Let's play something else!"
"Let's play something else!"
29theretiredlibrarian
You want to explain the math of this to me? I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?
30rolandperkins
We are surrounded by the (Spanish) enemy. Our position is hopeless. You will all, please, do me the favor of giving your lives.
31pollysmith
Why don't you just die!
33rolandperkins
"You can't FIGHT in here: This is the WAR Room!"
34pollysmith
if either of you says war,just one more time, I'll go into the house and shut the door!
35theretiredlibrarian
Think about it. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... This is an extermination.
36jugglingpaynes
Stand down, sister. I personally guarantee that there won't be a living thing at this party. The Verminator is on the job.
37theretiredlibrarian
We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.
38jugglingpaynes
I'll handle this. Scar, there's no food, no water...
40theretiredlibrarian
Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?
41pollysmith
(gotta do this...)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
42jugglingpaynes
Don't you blaspheme in here!
43compskibook
I'll have some toasted white bread please.
44theretiredlibrarian
Would you like a little more tea?
46pollysmith
please sir, can
i have some more?
i have some more?
47jugglingpaynes
I don't drink coffee!
48theretiredlibrarian
I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!
49pollysmith
yeh couldn't make us a cuppa tea could ya, its not been an easy journey
50theretiredlibrarian
If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
51jugglingpaynes
There's no place like home. There's no place like home...
53rolandperkins
- - "You do it my way! This (ballet) is business!
-- "Not any more, it isnʻt."
-- "Not any more, it isnʻt."
54theretiredlibrarian
You know, only this morning she came up to me and she said, "Sevilla, deary, you're the greatest prima ballerina in the whole world."
56rolandperkins
"If Mr. Van Buren runs for president, of course MY farmers will vote for him."
(emphasis added)
(emphasis added)
57jugglingpaynes
Georgia seems to be split right down the middle on this issue. The people are against it, and I'm for it.
58theretiredlibrarian
You don't know the power of the Dark Side.
59rolandperkins
"Thereʻs real evil out there; you gotta believe it!"
60jugglingpaynes
Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
61rolandperkins
--While you were developing The Satan Bug, you were also working on an antidote for it, werenʻt you?
-- Yes.
-- Did you develop one?
-- No, because we concentrated on the Satan Bug itself.
- - (thoughtfully) Well . . . . . Institute a crash program!
(Raucous, unintended, laughter from the audience)
-- Yes.
-- Did you develop one?
-- No, because we concentrated on the Satan Bug itself.
- - (thoughtfully) Well . . . . . Institute a crash program!
(Raucous, unintended, laughter from the audience)
62theretiredlibrarian
I tell you ever since he got that Master Control Program, the system's got more bugs than a bait store.
63rolandperkins
"I am not programmed to answer in that area."
65jugglingpaynes
Oh, please speak up Rapunzel. You know how I hate the mumbling.
67Jim53
Hush, please. That is enough, Margaret. If you cannot think of anything appropriate to say, you will please restrict your remarks to the weather.
69jugglingpaynes
Oh, that's all right. He can call me a flower if he wants to; I don't mind.
70theretiredlibrarian
Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
71pollysmith
(I have to follow with this line. I love it!)
She needs to get her priorities straight!
She needs to get her priorities straight!
73jugglingpaynes
Snakes.
Why did it have to be snakes?
Why did it have to be snakes?
75rolandperkins
Kiss me, stupid!
Title and closing line of
a very forgettable 1960s
comedy, which starred
Dean Martin
and Kim Novak.
Title and closing line of
a very forgettable 1960s
comedy, which starred
Dean Martin
and Kim Novak.
76pollysmith
How could I have been so Stupid!
78rolandperkins
"Mad CALL I it, for - - to DEFINE true madness - -
What is it, but to be nothing else but mad!?"
What is it, but to be nothing else but mad!?"
79jugglingpaynes
Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not "all there" myself!
80rolandperkins
"They say youʻre a kook - - ARE ya, Kelly?
82pollysmith
curiouser and curiouser
83compskibook
And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling ...
84pollysmith
......and your little dog too!
85rolandperkins
"Psychoanalyze him? --No, I believe heʻs just a very normal little dog."
87compskibook
My darling girl, when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage!
88rolandperkins
Singing (more or less):
"Thank God Iʻm NORmal, NORmal, NORmal!
Thank God Iʻm normal, Iʻm
Just like everyone else!"
"Thank God Iʻm NORmal, NORmal, NORmal!
Thank God Iʻm normal, Iʻm
Just like everyone else!"
89jugglingpaynes
~Abby Normal?
~I'm almost sure that was the name.
~I'm almost sure that was the name.
90rolandperkins
Seaman: (in a bar) Excuse me could I ask your name?
Captain: (exasperatedly)
CHINnaw!
Seaman: Oh! So youʻre the famous "Capʻn China". Then, can you tell me why I have to know trigonometry (?!) to be a good seaman?
Captain: (Silence)
Captain: (exasperatedly)
CHINnaw!
Seaman: Oh! So youʻre the famous "Capʻn China". Then, can you tell me why I have to know trigonometry (?!) to be a good seaman?
Captain: (Silence)
92rolandperkins
"Aye, his mouth is stopped: honest Iago hath taʻen counsel for it."
93theretiredlibrarian
Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
94pollysmith
save me! save me! hurt them! hurt them!
95jugglingpaynes
~Don't worry, I've got you!
~You've got me? Who's got you?
~You've got me? Who's got you?
97theretiredlibrarian
If that don't beat all. I never saw such a dog.
98rolandperkins
Marty, DON'T go out with "dogs". You'll get a "reputation".
99theretiredlibrarian
It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.
100jugglingpaynes
Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish.
101pollysmith
You're a clown fish right? SAy something funny!
103theretiredlibrarian
For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide.
104pollysmith
you're sick, You know that? Sick!
105compskibook
Sadly, yes. She is my sister. She's a little crazy.
She said she knew the Sultan!
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
She said she knew the Sultan!
She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
106theretiredlibrarian
You know the saying, "Human see, human do."
107jugglingpaynes
Humans... They are not the cowering wretches we were promised.
108Jim53
I was promised sex. Everybody said it. You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get sex, you'll be fighting 'em off. But not so much as a tongue in sight.
109rolandperkins
"What's 'pourquoi' (mean) - - 'do' or
'not do'? Would that I had spent (more)
time on the tongues. ... ...!"
'not do'? Would that I had spent (more)
time on the tongues. ... ...!"
111jugglingpaynes
Did you blow up the food?
112theretiredlibrarian
I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.
114compskibook
Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian.
115rolandperkins
- -C'mon, ya either talk this lingo or ya don't! Which is it?
-- I talk Italian, but they're not speakin' the same dialect
my people spoke.
-- Never mind the 'dialect'. Just ask them which way the Krauts went!.
-- I talk Italian, but they're not speakin' the same dialect
my people spoke.
-- Never mind the 'dialect'. Just ask them which way the Krauts went!.
116theretiredlibrarian
Nazis. I hate these guys.
117jugglingpaynes
Ain't that a kick in the head. I guess a curse isn't what it used to be.
118rolandperkins
(holding up a recently-prepared potion
and apostrophizing his absent colleagues):
"Gentlemen! Be damned to you!
120jugglingpaynes
All right, let's settle down! If we're going to get through this we're going to need self control.
122theretiredlibrarian
It's Wabbit season, and I'm hunting wabbits, so be vewy, vewy quiet!
123rolandperkins
. . . not a typical
American . . .he's a QUIET American!
American . . .he's a QUIET American!
124pollysmith
can we panic now?
125Jim53
I spent the last 12 years of my life building rooms like this specifically to keep out people like us.
126pollysmith
12 years! In Azkaban!
127theretiredlibrarian
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
128jugglingpaynes
Jane! Get me off this crazy thing!
130pollysmith
No one puts baby in a corner!
131rolandperkins
"Mr. Thorne once cornered CORN,
And that ain't HAY!"
But I'm always true to you,
Darling, in my fashion;
I'm always true to you,
Darling, in my way!"
132jugglingpaynes
If you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
133theretiredlibrarian
Are you really giving us permission to do this?
Yes, Longbottom.
Blow it up? Boom?
BOOM!
Yes, Longbottom.
Blow it up? Boom?
BOOM!
134rolandperkins
"See, we found out that the Enemy wants to blow the bridge up, too. So if we blow it up we'll be doing what the Enemy wants, and if we don't blow it up, we'll be failing to do what we want! So, what can we do?"
"Blow it up, Major! It's nothing!"
"Blow it up, Major! It's nothing!"
135jugglingpaynes
Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
136theretiredlibrarian
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
137Rose_Weasley
Oh boys, what have you done?
138compskibook
Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?
139Rose_Weasley
When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left.
140theretiredlibrarian
Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
141jugglingpaynes
You can't mess with the program, Ralph!
142theretiredlibrarian
Ralphie, you're lucky it didn't cut your eye! Those icicles have been known to kill people.
143jugglingpaynes
~So Mrs. C, how's you're hubby?
~Not too good, Snowy, he has a bad cold.
~Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to me, I'd've given him a good one! Hahaha! A little chilly humor, there!
~Not too good, Snowy, he has a bad cold.
~Aw, that's a shame. He should've come to me, I'd've given him a good one! Hahaha! A little chilly humor, there!
144rolandperkins
- - "Wanda, you're looking at a man with a cold!"
- - (Pouring him a straight
(officially illegal)* whiskey):
"For 'a cold' THIS is good!"
*ca. 1932
- - (Pouring him a straight
(officially illegal)* whiskey):
"For 'a cold' THIS is good!"
*ca. 1932
145theretiredlibrarian
Say listen, is he working on a case?
Yes, he is.
What case?
A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.
Yes, he is.
What case?
A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.
147jugglingpaynes
~Sorry. We only serve coffee.
~Coffee?
~Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee...
~Coffee?
~Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour mash coffee...
148rolandperkins
"We still GOT coffee, but it's all cold."
"That's ok: it's a HOT night."
"That's ok: it's a HOT night."
149theretiredlibrarian
You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof.
150jugglingpaynes
He's all right! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name!
151PollyAnnaHP
Through the years I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato, The Furry Lover, Chupa Cabra, Frisky Two Times and then The Gingerhead man. But to most I am Puss in Boots, outlaw!
152theretiredlibrarian
Oh, for heaven's sake, son. You're no outlaw. Why, someday, you'll be called a great hero.
154theretiredlibrarian
He's fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!
155rolandperkins
"There was (an ancestor of yours named) "Brutus" once, that would have brooked
The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
As easily as a king!"
The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
As easily as a king!"
156pollysmith
"Et tu Brute" (I think thats how its spelled)
157rolandperkins
Este mensaje fue borrado por su autor.
159jugglingpaynes
...because he has the IQ of a rabbit.
160rolandperkins
(sarcastically):
"O, Rabbit, you're just a wanderer, aren't you?"
"O, Rabbit, you're just a wanderer, aren't you?"
161theretiredlibrarian
Look, Bigwig, when have I EVER asked to see the chief rabbit?
162rolandperkins
Prisoner: "I demand to see the Sultan!"
Guard: "You can't: He's with his wives.
Prisoner: I want to see him; I don't care if he's in hell!
Prisoner's aide: (If he's with his wives, that's
the same thing, anyway.)
Guard: "You can't: He's with his wives.
Prisoner: I want to see him; I don't care if he's in hell!
Prisoner's aide: (If he's with his wives, that's
the same thing, anyway.)
164theretiredlibrarian
Taxi! Follow that ape!
165jugglingpaynes
There's five stinking apes out there. Which one are we taking to Vegas?
166theretiredlibrarian
Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That s***ll come back with you.
167jugglingpaynes
I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!
168rolandperkins
- - Have you decided whom to vote for?
- - GOLDwater in ʻ64: HOT water in ʻ65: BREAD AND water in ʻ66!
- - GOLDwater in ʻ64: HOT water in ʻ65: BREAD AND water in ʻ66!
169pollysmith
votes for women!
170theretiredlibrarian
If you know what women want, you can rule!
171jugglingpaynes
Just let me rule you and you can have everything that you want.
172rolandperkins
"My father wanted peace: I want Fort Yuma!
173jugglingpaynes
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
174theretiredlibrarian
Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!
175jugglingpaynes
But I'm not a field man! Van Helsing, I don't want to go to Transylvania!
176theretiredlibrarian
Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.
177rolandperkins
"These things must not be thought of after these ways!
So, it will make us mad!"
So, it will make us mad!"
178pollysmith
She needs to get her priorities straight!
180rolandperkins
- -"Will you go to bed,* Malvolio?
- - "To BED (!?) AYE, sweetheart!!"
*bed: bed rest was,in Elizabethan times, a sort of "First Aid" for a fit of
madness (179). But that isnʻt the way M. takes it.
- - "To BED (!?) AYE, sweetheart!!"
*bed: bed rest was,in Elizabethan times, a sort of "First Aid" for a fit of
madness (179). But that isnʻt the way M. takes it.
181jugglingpaynes
This is the oddest thing I've ever heard of. Let's hope we don't catch it. I'd hate to wake up some morning and find out that you weren't you.
182rolandperkins
- - Hero, to crowd: "I AM Professor FATE!!"
Crowd: (Absolute silence).
Crowd: (Absolute silence).
184jugglingpaynes
Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing.
185kirbyowns
What are you going to do when you're not saving the world? Have you given any thought to that?
186theretiredlibrarian
I will fight crime butt-ass naked before I fight it in that, Ray.
You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube
You know, you have fought naked. We got that. That's on Youtube
187jugglingpaynes
Look, I'll pay top dollar for your performance, but right now a madman is destroying our city!
188kirbyowns
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
helicopter explodes outside
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Lucius rummages through another room in his condo
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!l
(Sorry it's a long one, but I laugh every time I think of it!)
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
helicopter explodes outside
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Lucius rummages through another room in his condo
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!l
(Sorry it's a long one, but I laugh every time I think of it!)
189theretiredlibrarian
You actually go outside in these things?
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
*kirby: my granddaughter and her mother would quote that entire scene. Charlotte was 3 at the time. It was hilarious.
Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?
*kirby: my granddaughter and her mother would quote that entire scene. Charlotte was 3 at the time. It was hilarious.
190foggidawn
~ Can I ask you why you are wearing that?
~ Combination of factors. No clean clothes.
~ There never will be unless you actually clean your clothes.
~ Vicious circle. And I was rooting around in your things and found this and thought, groovy. Kind of... spacy.
~ Combination of factors. No clean clothes.
~ There never will be unless you actually clean your clothes.
~ Vicious circle. And I was rooting around in your things and found this and thought, groovy. Kind of... spacy.
191compskibook
I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes... it's perfectly fine.
192jugglingpaynes
Listen! Do you smell something?
194theretiredlibrarian
Example... uh... ogres are like onions!
They stink?
They stink?
195jugglingpaynes
Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale!
197rolandperkins
- -"Sprachen Sie Deutsch?"
- - "Non, Io non parlo tedesco. Lei parla italiano?"
- - "Nein!"
"You speak-a nEnglish?"
"Jawohl! All right. Ve speak English. Now ve must vork out a plan against these
American Schweinhunden."
"Whatʻs-a make-a you think Iʻm-a onna your side?!"
- - "Non, Io non parlo tedesco. Lei parla italiano?"
- - "Nein!"
"You speak-a nEnglish?"
"Jawohl! All right. Ve speak English. Now ve must vork out a plan against these
American Schweinhunden."
"Whatʻs-a make-a you think Iʻm-a onna your side?!"
198compskibook
At least I've chosen a side.
199rolandperkins
"Would you rather coach at
BOSTON COLLEGE or at Dartmouth?
"Would YOU rather drink BOURBON -- or milk?"
BOSTON COLLEGE or at Dartmouth?
"Would YOU rather drink BOURBON -- or milk?"
200theretiredlibrarian
Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.
201foggidawn
~You look like a girl!
~That's what I am, half-wit!
~Yes, but today you look it!
~Boy or girl, I can still whip you!
~That's what I am, half-wit!
~Yes, but today you look it!
~Boy or girl, I can still whip you!
202jugglingpaynes
Give me the whip!
203rolandperkins
Passenger: ʻHow about letting ME take the wheel?"
Reckless Driver: Oh. All right. (begins to unscrew the steering wheel for handing it over.)
Reckless Driver: Oh. All right. (begins to unscrew the steering wheel for handing it over.)
205jugglingpaynes
Ahhh...a bear in his natural habitat: A Studebaker.
207compskibook
Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!
208jugglingpaynes
What did you call me?!?
210theretiredlibrarian
Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience.
212compskibook
"What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist."
"Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist."
"Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist."
213rolandperkins
- - "What are all these rockets FOR?"
- - "To defend our country!
- - "And what IS our country?
- - "England! er-- (embarrassedly correcting himself) --
I mean Britain!"
- - OUR country is Scotland!
- - "To defend our country!
- - "And what IS our country?
- - "England! er-- (embarrassedly correcting himself) --
I mean Britain!"
- - OUR country is Scotland!
214theretiredlibrarian
The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots.
215foggidawn
You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?
216theretiredlibrarian
I see dead people.
217rolandperkins
We used to have to defer to the dead because they outnumbered us. But not any more. Today,* the living outnumber the dead.
*today: ca. 1971
*today: ca. 1971
218jugglingpaynes
I think it's a good day to die, Sir!
220jugglingpaynes
Prepare to die!
222jugglingpaynes
I'll unleash all my Wilderness Explorer training!
223rolandperkins
Letʻs face it: Weʻre LOST! Lost in Alaska, and itʻs all your fault!
224theretiredlibrarian
It's not my fault!
225rolandperkins
"The fault, dear Brutus,
Is not within our stars, but in our selves
That we are underlings . . ."
Is not within our stars, but in our selves
That we are underlings . . ."
226theretiredlibrarian
Assemble the minions!
228theretiredlibrarian
~You're saying what I'm feeling is just one of your spells?
~ Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and... you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to go to prison.
~ Yeah. It's not real. And if you stay, I wouldn't know if it was because of the spell and... you wouldn't know if it was because I didn't want to go to prison.
230jugglingpaynes
~ Remember my nickname when we were in the joint?
~ The Brain?
~ The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?
~ But, Ray! That was sarcastic!
~ The Brain?
~ The Brain. That's what the guys used to call me, right?
~ But, Ray! That was sarcastic!
231theretiredlibrarian
Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?
232theretiredlibrarian
Is it...dead?
233rolandperkins
- - "Is he dead?"
- - "If heʻs not now, he never will be."
234jugglingpaynes
He's only mostly dead.
235rolandperkins
" ʻThem as DIESʻll be the LUCKY ones!ʻ "
236compskibook
He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.
237jugglingpaynes
It's just a flesh wound!
238theretiredlibrarian
'Tis but a scratch.
239rolandperkins
- - "did ʻBored in the Officeʻ
finish in the money?
- - " ʻBored in the Officeʻ was a late scratch.
finish in the money?
- - " ʻBored in the Officeʻ was a late scratch.
241jugglingpaynes
This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!
Getting long here. I'll start a new thread
Getting long here. I'll start a new thread
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