Stupid comment of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made the mistake of commenting on how big of a pain it is to pack a library of 500+ books to move. A co-worker made a comment "You know you can go digital" Yes I am very aware of that and I do have an ereader but if I really like the book I try to find a copy because ereaders like any electronics go out. His response JUST PRINT THEM OUT.... he got a blank stare YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine moving a library of 500+ printed-out ebooks.

Binders full of Little Women...

LOL what a great story, Alwinn - may I recommend Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops ... you would probably enjoy that. The hardcopy, not the ereader version :)

But of course this is the same person that ask me if I got a raise that he didnt know about since I was moving into a big place. No you work with me 40 hours a week and if your slippery little mind forgot I did get married 3 weeks ago and I didnt marry a bum he does have an income too. 1 more stupid comment out of you mister and I get to kick you (and not a kick in my mind either).

One of the online sites I read has a commenting policy against violent statements so you have to append "with votes" to every violent statement e.g., "I will kick you (with votes)"

Your coworker reminds me of a boss I had who would tell me things like "you would look so much prettier if you wore makeup" or would take hold of my upper arm and point out that I had gained weight. What a prize she was.

ETA Congrats on your marriage!

Anna, I wear makeup on my ASS. And I have gained weight in the triceps area recently, all FLAB!

Rick, someday maybe I will work for you. Or, you could work for me. :)

either way

Thank You so much Anna. And Rich Yeah and I thought putting makeup on my face every morning was a chore. And about the Flab at least if there is a food shortage we will have a reserve... And BTW I am also getting more of a "reserve" then I like.

Rick and Anna: will you please rent a soggy spot in some neutral point between you (like Tannu Tuva, or Alpha Centauri), then have the Kriegspiel Mud-Wrestle we all know you want to have. Maybe ALLWINN could referee, or take the pix. Please post video of this Clash of the Titans: we are all palpitating in expectation.... because, of-course, we all love you. Incorrigibly, -- Goddard

Anna would be so outclassed it wouldn't be sporting--I have lived my life in mud.

In re #12. Correction: only so far. As to mud, think of your native Midwest and river-bottoms (preferably without bodies flying off bridges). It's Spring, and thus: per asparagum ad astra.

Ah, the riverbottoms...the wisp of muck is as perfume to me...

I am from Oregon. We know from mud.

Let the games begin!

http://www.warriordash.com/obstacles.php

Portland is having one of these on September 14.
http://www.warriordash.com/register.php?loc=Oregon&yr=2013

Getting up in the morning and making for the toilet I go through more obstacles than that.

Yeah, they need to add some poisonous snakes to it.

In rebus 18 atque 19. What makes you think they're not there already?

Then we all can have a grand time NOODLING in all the mud..