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Has anyone noticed that as it gets warmer in the northern hemisphere then it gets colder in the southern? Something is afoot!

ETA - typos

Somebody needs to appoint an investigative committee.

But can we trust any conclusions? There will obviously be a conspiracy.

Let's see how many years that keeps up. What would happen if it got warmer in the Southern hemisphere while it got colder in the Northern?

Robert

Quick, find someone to blame.

I blame Canada.

Hey, that might make a good song.

I am waking up this topic. I want to see if, by the stink of its first yawn, we can tell how hot this summer will be in the northern hemisphere. It's entirely possible that the yawn itself, by contributing to greenhouse gasses, might cause the end of the world. We'll know as soon as I hit the post button -- or rather, if the world really ends, we might not know. If it isn't so much an end as a partial reset, or even just a "shaking up the snowglobe" type disaster, then we'll have a chance of knowing.

Here we go.....3....2.....1.....

::shakes snowglobe::

Hey Guido!

Did you feel right-side-up for a moment?

::cracking open one eye:: Hmm...ok, who replaced the whole world with an exact duplicate? Also, where are my keys?

*I* am the Keymaster!

There is only Zuul!

OOookay...I guess I'll walk....

Shouldn't there be a conspiracy going on around here somewhere?

::hands Murphy-J something hidden from view::

:;tucks it into the secret compartment in her jewel encrusted turban::

# 14 - Just wait 'til the next secret meeting.

Is that the secret meeting we all know about, or the secret secret meeting?

Yes

I think the secretary found a conflict on the calendar with a clandestine rendezvous and a planned coincidental encounter.

She is still typing up minutes from previous meetings.

But it's been hours!

Yes, but the Enigma machines keep shifting.

They're a shifty lot.

I blame the 14 gear transmissions.

::slams fist on open palm::

It was the sprogs!

Hey, mysprogination is bad!