Questions google can't answer

How come LT doesn't have a Gilligan's Island group?

Because MaryAnne or Ginger is an intractable question.

Robert

Not really, MaryAnn in the morning, Ginger at night. And Mrs. Howell for one of those suitcases of ready cash her husband brought on the "three hour tour".

LT does have a Gilligan's Island group. You just can't find it easily. The URL can be located in World Yellow Pages (see Le Salon), but only the unnamed possibly nonexistent curator knows the key to WYP.

LT does have a Gilligan's Island group. You just can't find it easily.

(Well you can find it, but then you can't get out again.)

The best thing to come out of Gilligan's Island:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI

A somewhat different question: Why does the Bible stop?

Why did it start?

The Gospel according to St. Dawkins?

Should a person fry a small pound of bacon at 9 PM simply because she's feeling somewhat off colour?

No. A person should fry a large or small pound of bacon because BACON.

Robert

*high five*

Sanity prevailed, though. At least, last night. TODAY IS ANOTHER DAY...!

How can a person on a pre-vacation diet justify ordering a large pizza? Assume person does not want to invite company over. Assume person is having visions of devouring the foodstuff on her lonesome.

>13 LolaWalser: Order by telephone from home in an effort to support local business and delivery prrsonnel.

Devil's advocate, ptooee, ptooeee, ptooee!

No tips for the indigent from me, I wrassled off the hallucinations, had veg soup.

God, I hate dieting like lumps in my porridge. But I bought a pair of super snazzy retro-style silk trousers and I MEAN TO WEAR THEM, afore the year is out.

*clutching celery with grim determination*

*CRUNCH*

#10> Wait a minute! What do you mean "a small pound of bacon"? A pound of bacon is a pound of bacon. How can there be a large pound or a small pound?* Or were you saying that a pound of bacon is a small amount to be frying when what you really wanted was 5 pounds? Regardless, the answer to your question, there, is, "Yes."

#13> The person is showing restraint by ordering a large rather than an extra large.

*Sorry. I just realized this isn't the Pendants' Corner group.

>16 rocketjk: I suppose Lola's little pound of bacon is something like a wee pint of Guinness.

#17 > OK, fair enough! But now I want a Guinness!

At a real delicatessen you can get meat sliced to a scant pound or a heavy half pound.

Robert

As any student of transcendental fizziks knows, a pound of feathers is MUCH bigger than a pound of lead, to say nothing of bacon--the smallest of them all. :)

Meanwhile, I've become unnaturally fond of celery--it goes with EVERYTHING!--and am pining pining pining for the fjords of New York where one can buy Cel-Ray... what's a Jewish deli without it, I ask you!!

Sweet Cel-Ray of sunshine, how I miss it...

When it comes to Jewish deli beverages, I'm a Dr. Brown's cream soda man. Ahhhhhh, Tabatchnik's! I'm talking the actual deli/restaurants in Jersey, not the frozen food.