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In this thread, every entry may contain a TOS violation!!

A circle of hell unto itself, this is one place where illicit sockpuppetry, ad hominem attacks, unflagging (and unflagged) abuse and--gasp!--the unauthorized reproduction of copyrighted material shall go unreported!!

If you have no stomach for gratuitous abuse, then read no further. Or, in the words of the inspirational dj808, "If you think baseball sucks, don't go to the games."

To get things started, I submit the following for your (dis)approval:

Basher of trolls, what vicarious thrill
In reading Lola call to account
The rancid shite who keeps the till,

Cathartic, as her infractions mount.
Hippocrate blog-sluts hide your heads.
Go gently, lest you bear the brunt

Of Lola's wrath. She stalks the threads,
Deals damage with her foil agnostic:
Dread hands, dread feet, yet one dreads

Especially her diatribe most caustic.
She who never suffers fools must yet
Suffer this terza rimacrostic.

Edit: "must" to "may" in the opening injunction!

I inspired POETRY!! I am like unto the Dark Lady!! Or the Lark! A Dark Lark!

Thank you, Silence--I am memorising it, should this group sink into the Never-neverland under the sins that will no doubt accumulate in this thread.

That really is good. "Terza rimacrostic"--damn, if you can do things like that after a long working day, what CAN'T you do?! I raise my tankard with punch flambé to your Wit!

Are there forfeits? Coz I'm not playing otherwise.

You must ask Silent. I've decided I'm a TOS violation incarnate, so just being me is enough.

HEY!

I think I WIN!

A revision:

Basher of trolls, what vicarious thrill
It is to read Lola call to account
The rancid shite who keeps the till;

Cathartic, yes, yet her infractions mount.
Hypocrite blog-sluts hide your heads.
Go gently, lest you bear the brunt

Of Lola's wrath. Still she stalks the threads,
Deals damage with her foil agnostic:
Dread hand, dread feet--yet one dreads

Especially her diatribe most caustic.
She who never suffers fools must yet
Suffer this terza rimacrostic.

Bravo! And why not Rancid Shite for a thread?

Can I flag a post because it doesn't contain a TOS violation?

Check the SHIT (Standards for Hellfire Indignancy Tools) list. I lost my copy, but I believe you will find that the answer is 'Flag Obligatory'.