Miembrotakeowizard

Megan is so cute that when she visits toy stores people think she is an adorable little pixie doll. When they try to purchase her she whimsically informs them that she is not a doll and not for sale, which the people consider to be even cuter and offer twice the original price. The store owner, recognizing a quick profit, quickly packages her with a big black bow on top and hustles her out the door into the waiting arms of the overjoyed customers. They take her home and proudly display her in a curio cabinet.
The moral of this story is that when you are as cute as Megan you should avoid toy stores...