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I like to own the books I've read, which leads to me buying a lot of books it takes me years to read... It's my goal to read 52 books this year. I like graphic novels.

I wish I was a librarian.

I make lists, drink too much Diet Coke, and watch a lot of tv on the internet. I have an irrational fear of falling up or down stairs and knocking my teeth out... and ants. I like tattoos and smoking and I collect vintage self-help books. I wear ties and huge glasses and the same pair of black Fryes everyday. I like the feel of a rifle in my hands (this is not a double entendre.) I like to cook, but somehow manage to hurt myself every time I do; my recipe cards are more organized than my life is... Despite the fact that reasonable parents wouldn't let me within a mile radius of their kids, I'm writing a novel for young adults. Once, I finished the Friday crossword in 11 minutes.