Pope Gus Rasputin Nishnabotna Sni-A-Bar

The best way to describe this book is to compare it to a 1970's acid trip. I've never taken one but I'm sure it must give a person the same feeling. I have no idea why I even own this book. I'm giving it a 3 Star rating just for entertainment purposes.

Here are a few nuggets of wisdom:

1. Not to be read while hang gliding, as in flight lapses of concentration leading to serious injury or death may occur.

2. The Nuclear Platypus Biscuit Bible has been clinically guesstimated to have little discernable effect on gout.

3. Reliance upon this book for use as a flotation device during floods or subsequent to zany maritime mishaps is a foolhardy gamble and thus strongly discouraged.

4. If the reader insists on making that face, the reader hereby acknowledges and accepts the risk that the face in question could conceivably freeze like that.

If you need a gift for someone who has everything, this is just the ticket. Sense of humor required.… (más)