Wonton Fun

You might as well know that Sue Jan and I are fat. I don't know which one of us is fatter, but we wear the same size clothes. Not that I would ever wear anything of Sue Jan's. She's way to flashy for my taste. For instance, yesterday she dyed her hair "Crazy Cherry Red" with yam undertones. She's always changing her hair color with some wild concoction. Now me, I think  when you're overweight you oughta groom and dress to flatter, not call attention to your size. My hair is a warm honey brown, at least that's what the bottle says, and I wear very little makeup. I dress real conservative too; nothing bright or flashy, just ordinary regular-type clothes.