Fleabag: Dad’s way of coping with two motherless daughters was to buy us tickets to feminist lectures, start fucking our Godmother and eventually stop calling.

Fleabag: She's not an evil stepmother. She's just a cunt.

Fleabag: He’s one of those men who is explosively sexually inappropriate with everyone but who makes you feel bad if you take offence.

Fleabag: *innocently* I've never masturbated! I don't know how!

Harry: Don't make me hate you. Loving you's painful enough.