"Hello. I'm Susan Ptolemy. To show you why I should be your president, I made a *cape*. / On one side, I've written the names…of every band who ever made a human feel good to be alive. / On the other side, I stuck a picture… of a wolf on a skateboard in sunglasses… doing a crooked grind on THE MAN. / I NEVER SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST — AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU!"

"I enjoy a bit old Norwegian church burning music in my spare time… but I don't want to embrace it as a lifestyle!"

"Have you returned from your holiday up your own arse?"

"Susan won it by destroying a man's way of life." / "Of course she did."

"I won;t snap your arm, Brundlefly style. At least, not on purpose"