A quick, fun read. The characters' repartee is wickedly funny and well timed. This book is laugh-out-loud funny but also very tender. Recommended. ( )

"Ian began describing his courtship with Danielle, selecting the details carefully. He portrayed their relationship as something that had evolved slowly, naturally, and sweetly (when in fact it had evolved in a week, largely through deception, ans mostly because Ian had been a complete sphincter). Still, Ian gushed to his friends about all the good qualities he could only hope Danielle possessed."

Poor Ian. He's got no luck with girls. His friends have all been out of town for the summer. And he has spend most of his vacation behind the counter at Dunkin Donuts (except for the parts that he's spent inside the giant donut costume!) When he accidentally meets a real-live college girl over the internet, he can't help but tell a few fibs to make himself seem like a catch. Before he knows it, he's planning and end of the summer road trip to meet up with this mystery girl. And then his two best friends find out about it. Then things get really complicated! Andy Behrens spins a laugh out loud tale about two boys, two girls, one car, and a sad, sad donut costume.

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Kirkus Reviews
The pun in the title is a pretty good indication of the direction of this giggle-out-loud first novel. Ian has spent the summer before senior year working at a Chicago mall Dunkin' Donuts while his best friends Lance and Felicia have been working and visiting France, respectively. Ian has been chatting up Danielle in South Carolina, a girl he met via IM and texting, and on the last weekend before school Ian decides to drive to Charleston and lose his virginity to her. Ian is a quintessential nice guy, Lance is a smooth dude and Felicia is smart and sassy. How the three of them end up taking the 1800-mile drive together, and what ensues en route and when they arrive, makes for some greatly hilarious dialogue, nearly all of it raunchy without using any of those funny words. It won't take any reader long to figure out that Ian and Felicia belong together, although it takes them most of the story. The ending is impossibly neat and depth of character isn't happening here, but girls will be cheering Felicia on, and boys, "exiled on the wrong side of puberty" with Ian, will laugh at how well he's inside their heads, and their shorts. (Fiction. YA) ( )