CLARENCE! is a light, more than amusing, fantasy about a man and his dog. No. More correctly, CLARENCE is the story of a dog and his man. The dog is Clarence. The man is Henry. An author who is victimized by a government and by so-called grass roots movements which have arisen to dominate our lives. Dictating what we say and how we say it. Where we smoke, if at all. And soon to dictate what we think. Clarence, being a very bright Golden Retriever, (descended from a championship line of Goldens) is in a position to observe, comment upon, and sympathize with his unfortunate friend, and he does. Clarence might likely will be saying the things you wish you could.